Bob, have you scientifically proven this method to disguise old man smell??
Thanks for asking!
Yes, in fact it has; due, in part, to:
"The Leaching Phenomenon"
As such:
Sit back; relax; have a cold one.
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Part I.
Plastics contain high percentages of
phthalates. Phthalates are, by design,
not covalently bound/bonded to the
polymer/(plastic) matrix...which makes
them highly susceptible to leaching (or
percolating) out into their environment.
Part II.
"The Old Man Smell"
(actually applicable to Women as well)
is caused by the chemical 2-nonenal...
{Yes it's the same chemical that makes
"old beer" taste like cardboard}...
that "old people" secrete/(leach/percolate)
through their skin to their immediate
environment.
Part III.
Researchers at the "Center for Health,
Environment & Justice" (through studies
commissioned under the auspices of the EPA)
discovered that plastic shower curtains,
besides containing high concentrations of
phthalates, also contained up to 108 volatile
organic compounds...including toluene,
ethylbenzene, phenol, methyl isobutyl ketone,
xylene, acetophenone and cumene---which
have all been identified as hazardous air pollutants.
When asked to compare 2-nonenal's level of
air polluting ability (and sustainability) to that
of shower curtains'...the Researchers (referenced
above) exclaimed in unison:
"2-nonenal doesn't stand a chance
against Phthalates' malodorousness:
Phthalates would have 'em for lunch"!!
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Bob