scooterguitar
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for my marriage/honeymoon, Thursday afternoon. Wanted to say try and survive w/o me for a week!
Be kewl and keep on typin'
Be kewl and keep on typin'
I'm leaving
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FloridaNative
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scooterguitar said:
I'm so happy for you Scooter. Have a wonderful time. Congratulations. I wish you both all the best.
"May green be the grass you walk on,
May blue be the skies above you,
May pure be the joys that surround you,
May true be the hearts that love you."
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scooterguitar
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Thanks!
And so you know, the van has two coats of Wolf sealer on it already. Going to wash and detail it more tonight and top with some nuba!
And so you know, the van has two coats of Wolf sealer on it already. Going to wash and detail it more tonight and top with some nuba!
Ridebyshootings
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Congrats Scooter!
Does this mean the bikes for sale now!
Trade you some buffing pads for it!
Andrew
Does this mean the bikes for sale now!
Trade you some buffing pads for it!
Andrew
dengood1
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congrats! Seriously though......ummm, the sex is done
Enjoy your honeymoon!!hahahahahahaha.......J/K:cheers: Good luck to you and your new wife
[FONT=arial,helvetica]WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
and last, but not least:
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up."
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Enjoy your honeymoon!!hahahahahahaha.......J/K:cheers: Good luck to you and your new wife [FONT=arial,helvetica]WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
and last, but not least:
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up."
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justin_murphy
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DOOOOOOOOOD!
Good luck. I love being married. No more holding in your farts for hours upon hours while dating!
You'll love it too.
Congrats!
Good luck. I love being married. No more holding in your farts for hours upon hours while dating!
You'll love it too.
Congrats!
justin_murphy
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dennish said:Try this –
For the first year every time you have sex put a bean in jar after the first year every time you have sex take a bean out of the jar. I bet it would take the rest of your life to empty the jar…
That's da dang truth!
BlackCoupe
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scooterguitar said:
Congratulations, Scoot. Spend as much time with your new wife as you do detailing your car and you will have a happy marriage.