thesacrifice
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- Nov 2, 2006
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If MF, which ones do you prefer?
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XterraOverload said:Forget about jellen like a fellen.
You need to get full of shmitt..........
I'm full of shmitt my self and love it.!!!!!!!!!
My shmitt is sooooooooo soft.
Nothing looks better on your car than shmitt!
XterraOverload said:Hell Doc. my name is shmitt $^%@ I mean Jeff.
And I thin I may have a shmitt problem.
I just cant help myself.
When I wake up in the morning first thing I do is go to the shower and wash with my shmitt. She is oh so soft.
Then I dry her off with the blow dryer ( on low) setting (don't want to scorch her)
Then
Then I put my shmitt in my locking briefcase (wouldn't want someone to steal my shmitt)
I put my shmitt in my desk cuz some times when I'm working I just stick my hand in my desk and like to touch and gently rub my shmitt. She is soooooooo soft.
Then she goes back in the locked briefcase and I take her home. I like to put my shmitt in my lap and pet her while I'm watching the game. No sheading all over my lap and I don't have to walk her. And she is ohhhhhhhhh so soft.
Then she goes to bed with me (this is where the wife gets jealous of my shmitt.)
I like to stick her right next to my head and put my cheek on her cuz she is sooooooooo soft. My wife had to wake me up one nigt aparently I was whooing and ahhhing and grunting while caressing my shmitt. I told her it normal all guys do it but I don't think she believed me. Now she says it's her or the shmitt.
Long story short she got the house but I got the shmitt.
So what do you think doc. this is normal right?
thesacrifice said:I think I opened a can of worms... lol