"G R E A T" Idea for next contest

Since polishing Her Jeep, the paint’s took on a look of opalescence.
I thought: Now I could relax, and enjoy a few moments of quiescence
But from the garage a loud shriek from the Wife came erupting
I sprang from my chair to investigate…Was there something irrupting?
But all I saw were doe-eyes filled-with-love, reflecting Her Jeep’s iridescence.

:)

Bob
 
The BlackFire line many acquiesce,
With its' depth and gloss coalesced.
With radiance profuse,
to describe- it's abstruce.
Top shelf products dispossesed
 
There was a flimflam man selling his wares at a recent Car Show.
He thought with all of his inveigling, to his nostrums we’d kowtow.
Being told his product’s claims were outlandish
Just seemed to compel his need to further blandish;
"Put him and his snake-oils 'On a Slow Boat to China'!!", that'd be apropos.


Credits: "On a Slow Boat to China", written by Frank Loesser

:)

Bob
 
The big words that are used in this thread

Make me feel dumb and hurt my head

The talent on here is quite insane

Makes me wonder if they are high as a plane

Impressive at least the poems that are read
 
B&B Tennessee : First of all, Bob is in a league of his own. Secondly, at least 90% of the "big" words here, I have to take to the bing bar for clarification. Many of my postings contain misspellings, grammatical errors, and improper meter. Lastly, as of late, I have been taking much poetic license with rhymes not entirely of my doing.

What I like most about this thread is the insight of the author and his experiences (such as your #'s 135-153-175 and Tundra 10s' #154) . Some of the limericks are based on threads posted on the forum(thread#s 46277 & 45460). While others seem to be based on topics, like the over use of compounding/wetsanding, when it seems that polishing could be the answer.

Some of these are funny as heck- Like the time you and I posted simultaneously, and you popped out a rhyme about your kids lickety- split.

On a floorboard full of goo,
What's a detailer to do?
Which products to be choosed,
For the goo to be loosed?
A steamer make make anew.

Anyways - Happy detailing...
 
“Opt for our new detailing products, you’ll be so Au Courant”!
Ofttimes' the call of Marketers, self-declared as being puissant.
If met with any resistance they point to: There must be vicissitude.
But I’m sure this response would only give them an unruly attitude:
By morning's dawn there’ll be “newer ones”...(takes no clairvoyant).

:)

Bob
 
What will be the next: big scientific discovery?

{Or, as Sonny and Cher used to sing: "The Beat Goes On"}


Of the early scientists: Pythagoras, Galileo, Newton, much has been written.
And there’s Democritus and Anaxagoras, with the atom they were smitten.
Then along came Einstein, proudly presenting his “relativity theory”;
(Tho’ since to be upstaged by 'items-nano', of which we now weary.)
Going another step further: Now we have “The Superstring Theory of Witten”!!

:)

Bob
 
Question:
"Time, Is On My Side" (?) ~ The Rolling Stones

Before my Time on earth is done, and I no longer “shall be”;
I ponder sometimes what folks might say is my litany.
Will it be the fields of study, or the various occupations I chose?
I’d prefer: He shared, and gave freely, of his ‘Promised-Time’ to those,
That also had taken Time, providing the needs for their family.

:)

Bob
 
If you can dream and not make dreams your fate.
If you can love and not turn that love 'to hate.
When life gets short and noontime fades,
And shawdows fall 'long winding glades.
A life rewarded, seek ye heavens gate
 
Hey everyone, check out my new toy
I am so excited I am acting like a little boy
Hopefully one day soon I can take it out
Might need someone experienced to show me a route
When paddling along I will great others with "ahoy"

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Tundra_10 said:
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Hey there ol' Buddy...That's a real cool toy! :props:
I've only been in one once, but what a joy.
Now regarding the "red areas"...And this may sound crude,
But are these: 'A former-owner' that became piranha food?
Kayaking's a sport, though, I'm sure you will enjoy.

:)

Bob
 
Tundra_10 said:
Hey everyone, check out my new toy
I am so excited I am acting like a little boy
Hopefully one day soon I can take it out
Might need someone experienced to show me a route
When paddling along I will greet others with "ahoy"

DSC00142.jpg
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There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who crossed the sea in a bucket.
And when she got there,
They asked for a fare.
So, she pulled up her dress and said ______!


A new toy for you to explore,
parts of Mother Natures' decor.
Before you put in,
There's a place to begin
before ever leaving the shore.

Kayak Entry
 
Underlined words being used:
 Courtesy of Blackthorn One... {from: Tundra_10's "new word(s) of the day" thread.}


Sometimes I'm accused of being loquacious.
Even, to some folks, of becoming specious!
But tho' I'm seemingly verbose,
That shouldn't be opined as otiose;
It's my inveteracy. Are the end-results efficacious?

:)

Bob
 
Kareem Abdul Jabbar?
Walt Frazier?
DARRYL DAWKINS....!!! :cool:

But what do I know? I graduated with a GPA just above 43 (W).:dig:
 
Wow, lots of great limericks from the AG Studs​

They produce great verse for their Forums Buds​

Although my forum time has declined​

nice to see their words create the sublime​

A toast to all, as I raise my glass of cold suds!​


Vegas, btw, this one really cracked me up!​

There once was a detailer named Max,
who swallowed some samples of wax.
All shades of the spectrum
flowed out of his rectum;
Now Max has no need for Ex-lax.​
 
RE: Sick, Tired, and Sore

B&B Tennessee said:
250 is ridiculous, but Im ready to drop this load - makes interiors a pain in the *** with a belly in my way lol!
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B&B Tennessee said:
...an individual that details ALL day long and has no time for 3 to 5 meals a day?!?!?

This is odd, but I went from 165 lbs to 250lbs since starting the company almost 2 years ago - that can't be healthy! So I need to trim down (for myself and for my lady) but need your advice. Still strong as an ox...and too tired from these 15 hour days
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Our Buddy B&B Tennessee says he's:Sick, Tired, and Sore
He details all day, doesn't eat right, still put on 85lbs or more.
Albeit a little overweight, he's still strong as an ox;
Yet, he wants to "drop this load", look good for his "Lady Fox";
And losing the belly would facilitate detailing a vehicle's interior

:)

Bob
 
In recognition of the holiday.
by Steve Conger of SC

Steppin' out on St. Pats is right nice.
Sippin' green beer with friends; a favorite vice.
Pinchin' girls not wearing green
is really quite keen.
'til you get slapped in the face once or twice!


VT's entry:

There was a hand named Mike P.;
Making videos for all to see.
Seems that the use of polish and wax;
And various supplies sold by Max.
On a car - resulting in beauty.
 
...^^^^Good limericks^^^^...VT!

-Recognizing the drinking aspect of St. Paddy's Day:

I've a friend who's in "alcohol production".
He built a still of much hurried construction.
But when the corn-mash began to boil,
Then flowed thru some old copper coils;
The Taste-Test was: 200 proof, by my deduction."


:)

Bob
 
Poetic license taken.

There was a hand named Dale,
Who washed cars from a pail.
As he circled around,
He fell to the ground.
Drank one two many Green Ale
 
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