You Know You're An Autogeek When...

LOL We had rain last week and a lady came by my truck and asked what was wrong with it? I asked what do you mean? She said,look at the water bubbles on it, yours is the only one doing that in the parking lot. I told her that was wax.
 
LOL We had rain last week and a lady came by my truck and asked what was wrong with it? I asked what do you mean? She said,look at the water bubbles on it, yours is the only one doing that in the parking lot. I told her that was wax.

LOL people are so clueless.
 
....when you store your detailing products in the house

....when you have MF towels that you don't want to use but will use the chit out of other MF towels-I still have the Chinchilla MF towel that I got with my "Write A Review" giveaway....yep...haven't used it yet.

You're not alone on those 2 things!! LOL!!! :props:
 
...when you spend more hours of your life looking at your freshly detailed vehicle than watching TV.
...when you wake up during the night with a cold sweat from thinking your car was dirty, and immediately head to the garage to make sure it’s not.

I think Autogeek should come out with a t-shirt with the "Best of the Best" You Know You're An Autogeek When... from this thread. We all could vote on it and pick the best. I'd buy a few Im the MAN

What you think all think about the t-shirt?

Great thread also!!
 
That would be really cool to turn this thread into a T-Shirt!!! Hey Nick...ya'll wanna work out a deal?! LOL!
 
...at your day job, you scope out the janitor service's fresh pack of MF towels sitting in the products trash bin.
 
...when you use quick detail spray on the case of your laptop to make it shinier.
 
....you keep an excel spreadsheet with the products you want to get.
....you have every single AG invoice saved in a binder.
 
You know your an autogeek when your aunt comes from California and torments you by licking her fingers and puts it on your car and makes the sizzle sound ..... Tssssssss! It drives me nuts haha
 
When your short on money and the choices are to buy the meds you need or buy a new car wax and you pick the new car wax.
 
That would be really cool to turn this thread into a T-Shirt!!! Hey Nick...ya'll wanna work out a deal?! LOL!


So what do you think Nick? Any chance of putting to vote the best You Know You're An AutoGeek When... T-shirt? :dblthumb2:


I even did a quick mook-up of just how many we could get it to look. Of course I leave the design element to Autogeek.


 
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you have a Tux made out of microfiber and wear it to your daughters wedding.
 
When you buy the latest FLEX polisher in FEBRUARY because it is 55 degrees out. Then the phone rings like early Spring, and it yields you cold cash to warm your Winter! Now thats OCD! In a good way! :)
 
You are proud the bird crap came off in one spray and one wipe of a MF towel.
 
After reading most all these posts, I am happy to conclude that, thank God, I am normal, just like everyone of you. It is the rest of the world that just doesn't get it!
 
I think Chris has a great idea about the t-shirt. I think this could be a really great addition to the AG merchandise. I'd definitely rock...of course AG would have to give me and Chris a free one lol!
 
I think Chris has a great idea about the t-shirt. I think this could be a really great addition to the AG merchandise. I'd definitely rock...of course AG would have to give me and Chris a free one lol!

:iagree:

He came up with a great idea.
 
When a friend is about to put their drink on your hood, roof, or trunk and You yell out STOP. I did that once and everyone just stopped and stared lol. He stopped and didn't put it on the paint:)
 
... you plan your detailing based on weather patterns.

... you start planning your spring-clean up right after you finish winter-prep.
 
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