You Know You're An Autogeek When...

dad07 said:
.......When your wife says "what is that after shave your using?" and you reply "ONR"
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Thats hilarious. Probably one of the best.

...you feel ecstatic when the clay stops grabbing and glides effortlessly and you pass the baggy test.

...place your car on 2x6 pressure treated plates while washing it, only so you can get an even coat of tire dressing on the perimeter of the tire without moving your car.

http://www.autogeekonline.net/forum...-entire-tire-side-without-moving-vehicle.html

...when your car garage smells constantly ONR, Megs Last Touch, OCW or any other similar product.

...when you are at the parking lot of a store, it's dark and you check for swirls on your vehicle under the big metal halide floodlights...

....when you are stopped at a red light you pull out the 303 Protectant and the interior dedicated microfiber and do a quick wipe of the dashboard.

...when besides working late on any given rainy week day, you still wash your car when you get back home.

...when you don't have to use your windshield wipers if you re going slightly faster than 40 mph

...when you drive and you have your window open only so you can "caress" your A-pillar and think "oooh so smooth"
 
I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!
 
alko said:
I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!
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Lol I'm not the only one?!?!
 
alko said:
I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!
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Now that one has some legs to it.

I am not quite that bad, I only check in the AM and in the PM to see if anything happened to it.
 
...when you keep track of how many coats you've applied to your car in your sig:dblthumb2:
 
monito said:
Can you e-mail it to me...Im the MAN

p@
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Yeah, I can. PM me your address and I'll sent it on over:xyxthumbs:
And if anyone else wants my template, I'll e-mail it to you as well.
Here it is again.
 
When you look at the reflections of road signs at night off the hood of ypur car as ypu drive by.... and realize its actually brighter than the sign itself!
 
... you make the 3/8mile walk to your car in the snow to see if its sticking or beading.
 
You know you're an Autogeek when...

...You refuse to clear your Internet Explorer cache because you have a cart full of products and don't want to lose it.
 
You know you're an Autogeek when...

You take a couple new AG products you just got into the bathroom as reading material:xyxthumbs:
 
When every single morning you grab your bottle of detail spray and a MF and go out to inspect every inch of your car for bird droppings, bugs, etc.
 
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BWG707 said:
When every single morning you grab your bottle of detail spray and a MF and go out to inspect every inch of your car for bird droppings, bugs, etc.
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Especially when you park in a garage....
 
When you have knee surgery in 14 hours and you decide washing, claying, and some wax sounds like a pretty good idea.

When you cant drive for a week because of knee surgery, so you do the above process so the car can sit pretty in the garage for a week!
 
Oh wow!!! Lol! That's a good one. Good luck with the knee surgery! Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.
 
When you add up all of the money you have spent since discovering AG and get nauseous when you realize buying a new paint job would have been way cheaper.

I am semi joking but I highly recommend against adding up everything you have spent at AG.......
 
While your walking to your car you hit your key fab to light up your car if you see someone in the car next to yours before you get to it
 
hoyt66 said:
While your walking to your car you hit your key fab to light up your car if you see someone in the car next to yours before you get to it
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I like this one.

Remote start and a loud exhaust make it fun too.:props:
 
I am trading the wife's jeep tommorow,detailed it tonight, and spent 45 min explaining to the salesman to just leave the new one alone!
I also told him I could fix what's on the lot
 
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