You Know You're An Autogeek When...

AntC said:
You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You try to explain why you need all these different colored buffing pads and MF towels to a woman who has 16 pairs of "black " shoes..
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LMMFAO!

You're on a roll Ant!
 
Setec Astronomy said:
But they're all different kinds of "black"!
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OMG!!! you sound just like her, my headache is coming back ..lol
alko said:
LMMFAO!

You're on a roll Ant!
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I'm monitoring servers at work today so I'm bored ...lol

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...
When your neighbor ( who doesn't like to return stuff )asks to borrow some of your tire dressing that you JUST got on BOGO, and you hand him the flyer that came with your last AutoGeek order instead..
 
Ant Ant...I had to send your pads vs shoes post to my fiancee. That shirt was hilarious!
 
alko said:
Ant Ant...I had to send your pads vs shoes post to my fiancee. That shirt was hilarious!
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Alex... you trying to get me in trouble, ( you know they all talk to each other)...LMAO
 
You debate whether or not you should clean your car before you leave for Detail Fest, even though you will be leaving it at home outside for a week.



You wonder whether or not you should clean the van before you leave for Detail Fest or just wait until the day before the car show. Yeah it's an approximately 800 mile trip, but what would people think if they saw you driving down the interstate in a dirty car? So maybe I'll just give it a quick wash. And clean the windows. And dress the tires. And wipe down the interior. And vacuum it. And...
 
AntC said:
Alex... you trying to get me in trouble, ( you know they all talk to each other)...LMAO
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HAHAHAHHAA!!! She thought it was hilarious and then tried to explain what the different black shoes were...high heels...boots..flats...which then turned to wah womp womp wah womp womp.....and then I sent a :-| <--very deep blank stare in the email.
 
alko said:
HAHAHAHHAA!!! She thought it was hilarious and then tried to explain what the different black shoes were...high heels...boots..flats...which then turned to wah womp womp wah womp womp.....and then I sent a :-| <--very deep blank stare in the email.
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LMAO...See she thinks it's really comparable, but the "womp womp wah womp womp" had me rolling ...

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...
When you get to work Friday morning and check BOGO's before you even read your email's ..
 
when you "do it" in the garage at all hours of the night.
Hilarious video!
 
LMMFAO!!!! Did they announce the winner of that contest?
 
Rencor said:
Not sure Alex. FYI, Stop by the Camaro Car Club on Sunday.
Rene
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Where is the camaro car club meet at? Would ya'll get mad if an Acura rolls up? LOL!
 
When you're at the gym on the eliptical, checking your heart rate, its around 138-142 and then you look out the window and see someone has pulled REALLY

close to your car, you check your rate again for fun and its up to 158. Happened yesterday. No dings though.....Thank God
 
You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You spend Sat washing yours and your girlfriends cars and you keep dragging her out of the house every 10 mins to see how dirty the water is in the clean water bucket of the 2 bucket system, and how much better the inside of your car looks after the small tornado touched down in your back seat I mean seriously why are there shoes and chopstick back there you don't even use chopsticks !!!
 
LMMFAO!!! Good one Ant Ant...

Not sure if this was mentioned yet...

You know you're an Autogeek when....

...you get extremely pissed that your next door neighbor has the lawn care company out on a Sunday while you rotate the tires on your freshly washed ride. You have half a mind to go cuss the lawn care guys out AND your neighbor. You also keep looking at them to see how close they're making it to your yard.
 
Alex, you reminded me of one...

You know you are an Autogeek when you park your car in the furthest out parking spot to ensure no one bumps your ride only to have the landscapers blow each other off with a leaf blower right in front of your car.
 
UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH I've had that happen to me too!!! Burns me up man...its like they're not there when I park but they're there when I get out. WTF?!
 
Everyone at work used to laugh and joke with me because I used to watch them out the window incase I saw something major happened. Oh buddy I was waiting, almost hoping something happened lol. After a while I realized there was a bike path that led to work, I bought a bicycle and rode my bike to work every day. The even funnier thing to this story is, at the time, I sold home A/V stuff... everyone called me the 40 year old virgin haha. so I guess yeah I am an AG lol
 
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