One for Our Friends Down Under

They are a menace near roads, just when you think it's safe to go past them they swerve in front of you. I got stuck behind 3 of them on a country road for a mile or so, they just kept randomly hopping in front of me.
 
A live kangaroo fight may or may not be on my bucket list.
Most of us haven't even seen that, but it's usually just males battling for dominance. I wouldn't want to be too close when they're going at it though.
Hmmm, sounds like Spring Break in Florida . . . 😜

Well, we have a Six Flags here in NJ with a drive-through safari, and one time we saw kangaroos mating...so...bucket list, spring break...something like that.
 
Most of us haven't even seen that, but it's usually just males battling for dominance.

I wouldn't want to be too close when they're going at it though.
Feels like there should be a "hopping mad" joke in there somewhere.
 
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