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I had a dog spayed once. Easy off!

I just applied two coats of Finish Kare 1000P on my F250 Powerstroke after claying and polishing with Meguiar's #80 in a 50 F garage. That's fifty degrees. I used an Nxt Tech Wax foam applicator and experienced absolutely no problems whatsoever. I placed the entire pad in the tin and twisted...

Hate to break it to you, but $87,000 plus a a Shelby aluminum 427 side oiler and a Top Loader transmission (about $135,000 complete) ain't real money! Larry Ellison has REAL MONEY. The Kirkham brothers built a cost-no-object Cobra replica at his request: A billet aluminim 427SC. Yes, the...

Do you like cottages?

Do you actually love using a rotary for hours at a time?:bolt: If I had REAL MONEY, you'd be living in a cottage on my estate. Your only job would be to keep my vehicles impeccably detailed. I don't have real money, so I have to do it myself.

My next car. No clear coat. No base coat. Polished aluminum. The stripes are polished more.

What part of LABOR don't you understand?:xyxthumbs: I like power tools. I HATE using a power tool for hours at a time. Especially ones that vibrates my hands to sleep while giving me the benefits of isometric exercise (holding a polisher on the side of a vehicle). Add using a ladder to get...

I hate detailing any car, including mine. I believe anyone who claims to like detailing is insane or lying. Maybe an insane liar. Detailing is tedious, boring and exacting WORK. It takes me two full days each to detail my Mach1 and F250 Powerstroke. I like having clean vehicles more than...

O.K. I'm calling you out. Please post the LOCAL ORDINANCE or STATE OF MINNESOTA STATUTE covering buckets at coin operated car washes. A sign posted by the car wash owner, maybe. A law, hardly! If this is a law, it's another reason not to live in Minnesota, the State that put Al Franklin in...

Yes. My mother was a Catholic survivor of Auschwitz and I've met many Jewish survivors of Nazi death camps who think Seinfeld is a moron. Maybe you would feel differently if YOUR mother's personal physician was Josef Mengele. Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I hate people who use Nazi in conjunction with the most trivial things. Grammar Nazi? If you consider yourself a Grammar Nazi, I take it you have raped, looted, started world wars and sent grammar offenders to death camps where you worked them to death or gassed them in rooms marked "Showers."...

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The number one grammar mistake is misusing apostrophes in plurals. 25 Mustang's In Stock! I just ordered three gallon's of quick detailer. What's worse, the plural apostrophe is never applied consistently throughout one post or even one sentence. I had hamburger's with my friends at...

Bright enough to stage their little film and get you to watch!:xyxthumbs:

You are NOT going to use a Dual Action polisher or Flex near the Shaker unless you want to remove the hood stripe. YOU WILL BUY PAINTER'S TAPE AND APPLY IT 1/8" OVER THE PIN STRIPE SURROUNDING THE MAIN STRIPE IN FRONT AND BEHIND THE SHAKER. YOU WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO POLISH OR BUFF THE PAINT...

When you dine at Tavern on the Green, do you have a Happy Meal delivered to your table for the wife? I predict divorce within 6 months. By the way, how does she like being called, "the wife?"

Just introduced. The Geek need to stock this:

I'm no judge, but it wouldn't suprise me if he's got shag carpeting in his bathroom.

See the avatar? It was North American's Mach 3 bomber. Only 2 prototypes were built, one crashed and the other is in the Air Force museum. The Soviets thought it was going into production and designed and built the MiG 25 Foxbat, a Mach 3 interceptor that had to have its engines replaced...