Ay Marriage!

[FloridaNative]

There is an elderly couple in a nursing home. They are each in a group where they talk about their feelings. The wife is the ladies' feelings group and the husband is in the gentlemen's feelings group. The are both in there talking and the wife in her group starts to get increasingly agitated. She finally stomps out of her group in a rage and enters her husband's group. The husband looks up at his wife and asks, "what are you doing in here?" The wife punches him dead in the face! "What the hell did you do that for?" he asked with incredulity that his sweet docile wife could do such a thing. "That's for 40 years of bad sex!!" she shouts and then stomps out of the room.
The husband is thunderstruck! He starts thinking. Then he stomps out of his group in a rage and goes into her group. She looks at him and asks, "Well what do you want?" The husband smacks her in the face. The wife is shocked and says, "why are you hitting ME?" The husband says, "That's for knowing the difference!"

 

[scooterguitar]

Ha, good one.
Why are nursing homes starting prescribe Viagara to all male residents?
So they don't roll outta bed at night.

 

[FloridaNative]

Ha, good one.
Why are nursing homes starting prescribe Viagara to all male residents?
So they don't roll outta bed at night.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[wytstang]

Lol

 

[Surfer]

Ha, good one.
Why are nursing homes starting prescribe Viagara to all male residents?
So they don't roll outta bed at night.

Carlos Mencia would say "You know those warnings, like if you have an erection for 8 hours see a doctor" "If you have an erection for hours and don't know what to do with it, just kill yourself"

reminds me of that scene in 40 Yr Old Virgin when he calls up the doc