Create the dumbest detailing ad ever..

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Schedule your vehicle for our eight year ceramic coating and receive a FREE floor mat vacuuming! (One mat)


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Our “mini detail” includes
-exterior wash
-dress tires
-clean windows
-quick interior wipedown
-vacuum carpets & mats
Additional charge if you’re one of those people who have 3 sets of mats in the car* [rubber, cheapo carpet, OEM carpet mats] You people are annoying and deserve to pay more.lol.
 
Schedule your vehicle for our eight year ceramic coating and receive a discount on subsequent semi-annual applications of that coating.
 
Schedule your vehicle for our eight year ceramic coating and receive a discount on subsequent semi-annual applications of that coating.

LOL


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Book an interior detail now through March and receive a FREE exterior cold water power wash!


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I'd probably just pick whatever latest ad Chemical Guys posted on Instagram




I'm just kidding. I don't use Insta and I'm not a CG hater
 
Get a 100 year warranty on my ceramic coatings.
Get a free up grade with a free down grade.
50 bucket wash with brick.

$49.9999999
 
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