Yeah, I did the corny opening line, but hey, all 3 assertions therein are true, so bear with me.
Crime Scene: a severely neglected 1991 Camaro. (Crime scene photos follow)
The Perp: a (now) 20 yr old with an apparent aversion to car care products. Moved to Florida to be with his chick, which is about as far from WA as there is. Left the car behind (I agree with that decision), but still..... :bash:
The Victim: 50s something bifocal-wearin' pops left with dealing with, and unloading, said '91 Camaro. (that'd be me). History of metal fab and woodworking, etc. Good collection of tools, but none (until now) designed to work with paint). Always game for more tools, though.....
Background: Bought the car at a good price for the teenager to drive around a few years ago. Goal: put an end to "can I use your car/truck/etc. today/tonight/etc. questions." It's an RS w dog-slow but well running 5.0 (welcome to 1991), bone stock and unmolested, and had been refinished in a single stage paint of unknown origins, although tales are told of Lewis and Clark trading in paint samples from this car on their journey west. Evidence on the car does not dispute that possibility.....
Mitigating circumstances: It probably didn't help when, shortly after getting him the car, I was heard to say: "Keep yer mits off my car care stuff. Ya gotta get yer own" Or words to that effect. It will be noted that he's a damn good kid all around, but this was clearly not his forte. But we digress - back to business.
Priors:
Wash History: Yep, it does rain sometimes........
Polish/Wax History::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
The Parole Board: voluminous reading on this board :idea:, followed by acquisition of a Griot's 6", about a half dozen of their orange pads, and Megs 105/205 for now.
Parole Violation: My 1st pad lasted about 8 square feet. See last photo. What am I doin' wrong here? Feed back please
Probation Period: This is gonna take me a loooonnggg time.
Goal: Sell car asap, cheap if necessary, but it sure helps if it looks better'n it does right now.
The Philosophy in Place: If ya roll a turd around in enough powdered sugar, someone is bound to call it a jelly donut.
Risk of Repeat Offender: Damn this is gonna take awhile. Gotta use the eat an elephant approach for sure.
On with the pics.
Crime Scene: a severely neglected 1991 Camaro. (Crime scene photos follow)
The Perp: a (now) 20 yr old with an apparent aversion to car care products. Moved to Florida to be with his chick, which is about as far from WA as there is. Left the car behind (I agree with that decision), but still..... :bash:
The Victim: 50s something bifocal-wearin' pops left with dealing with, and unloading, said '91 Camaro. (that'd be me). History of metal fab and woodworking, etc. Good collection of tools, but none (until now) designed to work with paint). Always game for more tools, though.....
Background: Bought the car at a good price for the teenager to drive around a few years ago. Goal: put an end to "can I use your car/truck/etc. today/tonight/etc. questions." It's an RS w dog-slow but well running 5.0 (welcome to 1991), bone stock and unmolested, and had been refinished in a single stage paint of unknown origins, although tales are told of Lewis and Clark trading in paint samples from this car on their journey west. Evidence on the car does not dispute that possibility.....
Mitigating circumstances: It probably didn't help when, shortly after getting him the car, I was heard to say: "Keep yer mits off my car care stuff. Ya gotta get yer own" Or words to that effect. It will be noted that he's a damn good kid all around, but this was clearly not his forte. But we digress - back to business.
Priors:
Wash History: Yep, it does rain sometimes........
Polish/Wax History::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
The Parole Board: voluminous reading on this board :idea:, followed by acquisition of a Griot's 6", about a half dozen of their orange pads, and Megs 105/205 for now.
Parole Violation: My 1st pad lasted about 8 square feet. See last photo. What am I doin' wrong here? Feed back please
Probation Period: This is gonna take me a loooonnggg time.
Goal: Sell car asap, cheap if necessary, but it sure helps if it looks better'n it does right now.
The Philosophy in Place: If ya roll a turd around in enough powdered sugar, someone is bound to call it a jelly donut.
Risk of Repeat Offender: Damn this is gonna take awhile. Gotta use the eat an elephant approach for sure.
On with the pics.