Jimmie
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- Dec 12, 2006
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>> FIRST TIME SEX
>>
>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
>> meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
>> a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>> for the first time.
>>
>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
>> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> condoms and sex.
>>
>> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>> and all.
>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>> offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>> girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>> "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> your father was a pharmacist."
>>
>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
>> meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
>> a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>> for the first time.
>>
>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
>> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> condoms and sex.
>>
>> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>> and all.
>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>> offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>> girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
>> "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> your father was a pharmacist."
