He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

[scooterguitar]

If he glances at your car it becomes a National Treasure.

He uses Zaino on top of Swissvax...as a polish.

Foam Cannon was dubbed after his 10th birthday party...on the Isle he owns.

Go...

 

[scooterguitar]

His diamonds are finer than...Germany's SMAT...X's one billion!

Come on, goof of man!

 

[scooterguitar]

He uses $100 bills...applying tire gel.

 

[HotWhipT/A]

Swirls vanish for fear he will see them

 

[MustangMikeFL]

He uses Riccardo clay in the shower and ONR as mouthwash...

 

[Bates Detailing]

Tar in wheel wells melt away within his/her presence!

 

[Jomax]

Bugs make sure not to become bug jerky on paint of the car he drives.


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[Dugdug]

His carpet stains hide under the seat when he gets in the car.

 

[Dugdug]

Chemical guys use his DNA to make stripper scent.

Better yet, he uses actual strippers as air fresheners.

 

[GoldBl4d3]

His car gives him a waterless wash.

 

[david11g35]

He once did a waterless wash out in the rain without getting his car wet

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[kline39]

His sweat is swissvax's secret ingredient

 

[snowking724]

IronX gets its smell from fear of this man!

 

[scooterguitar]

He once did a waterless wash out in the rain without getting his car wet

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[rider9195]

He never needs to visit the dentist because his teeth are Opti Coated.

 

[oldgeek]

Scientists begged him never to detail a black car for fear the black hole will suck in all the matter in the universe.

 

[david79z28]

Uses CG J97 on his shower doors.

 

[Ray@Autogeek]

He taught Mr. Miyagi how to wax.

 

[01GreyStangGT]

Water runs off his car because it is scared of him.

 

[1Clean3]

Chuck Norris details HIS car.