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Hello everyone!

i havent really posted here in a while, hows everything going? Sorry I havent been more active, just been busy up here at school! So dont forget me! :grouphug:

So what has been going on? Any good stuff ? :)
 
Hi! I hope all is well with ya! Work hard in school.
Yah, there is always some little drama here, lol!!
Nice to hear from you though!!
Blessings,
Lauren
 
GO GATORS, oh sorry you are at FSU.... (just a fla inside joke)
Ryan study hard, but also enjoy this time, you are there to learn but do not forget to stop and enjoy it also. That is a beautiful town, gets nice and cold in the winter, well cold as far as Fla goes. Make us proud and visit on occaision!
 
Meghan said:
GO GATORS, oh sorry you are at FSU.... (just a fla inside joke)
Ryan study hard, but also enjoy this time, you are there to learn but do not forget to stop and enjoy it also. That is a beautiful town, gets nice and cold in the winter, well cold as far as Fla goes. Make us proud and visit on occaision!
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I KNOW I cannot wait for winter! COLD! YES!!!! I am enjoying myself and am carrying te ag legacy with me :) Actually the other day, a mobile detailer was out. I gave him some proper instruction on light compound vs heavy compound pad useage. I think I surprised him hehe

You all have done soo much for me, Ill never forget ya. We just got to work on not making people almost wrecking with near nude playboy models... :cheers:

I plan on visiting sometime :) Definately for detail fest. Its near impossible to clean your own car here on campus. Im like freaking out since my baby is dirty :(
 
I need a girl count by the day or your banned.......:Picture:
 
Hey Ryan! Good to hear from you. Keep up with your studies, but also enjoy the campus life. BTW, did you manage to sneak in your PC? Or did they consider it a WMD....Weapon of Mass Detailing.
 
alban61 said:
Hey Ryan! Good to hear from you. Keep up with your studies, but also enjoy the campus life. BTW, did you manage to sneak in your PC? Or did they consider it a WMD....Weapon of Mass Detailing.
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lol.. i brought the WMD with me :D Its the best shower cleaner ever ! :)

hehe, not a huge chick count, found one and were pretty close. its near impossible to take her picture, so Ill keep you posted :p Shes really cool, red hair, icy blue eyes, and is a walking bag of jokes. Its going good up here :)
 
Meghan said:
GO GATORS, oh sorry you are at FSU.... (just a fla inside joke)
Ryan study hard, but also enjoy this time, you are there to learn but do not forget to stop and enjoy it also. That is a beautiful town, gets nice and cold in the winter, well cold as far as Fla goes. Make us proud and visit on occaision!
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I think what you meant was GO CANES!!! Sorry you are at FSU. :D

I had a friend who went to FSU a few years ago, but later transferred to Boston University. I used to say to him "It was such a shame when the library at FSU burned down. Not all the books had been colored in yet." :D

Seriously though, I salute your pursuit of a higher education. :applause:
 
Hey man, glad everything is going good. Was wondering what happened to you. Stay connected........good luck!

Oh, almost forgot....

Go Gators! Look me up in November........I'll be the one with wearing Orange and Blue:D
 
Tomahawk chop back at you compadre. Check in often.
 
Jimmie said:
Tomahawk chop back at you compadre. Check in often.
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Word B)

I did get accepted to UF, but I choose not to go to a school that's sole purpose is to be a corporate machine by refusing so many qualified in state candidates for out of staters to make more money on tuition :) Sorry I want to go to school to learn and mature not to see how I can screw the locals in the ying yang to make more money.

Yeah I don't like Uf.. Good football to watch, good sports teams and coaches, but I am not a fan of their academic practices as of late.

Ill try to check in some more, I think I still have the sticky for the newbs about taking care of your car somewhere in my hard drive. I might post it up soon.
 
Some humor

1. What do seminoles call the elderly?
2.What did the fsu graduate say to the UF graduate?
3. What do you get when you complete the activities sheet at Denny's?
4. What's the difference between the girls at fsu and garbage?
5.Why did'nt Keith Jackson like the new fsu press box?
6. Did you hear they're going to move the OJ Simpson trial to Tallahassee?
7. What do you call a trailer park surrounded by a brick wall?
8. What's the difference between the fsu cheerleaders and the Titanic?
9. Why did indians protest the playing of the super bowl in the superdome (sugar bowl)?
10. How do you go to Tallahassee from Gainesville?
11. How many noles does it take to fix a flat tire?
12. What's the difference between florida state and O.J. Simpson?
13. How many seminoles does it take to change a light bulb?
14. What is the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nole in the middle of the road?
15. How do you make seminole cookies?
16. How many noles does it take to screw in light bulb?
17.What do the noles and marijuana have in common?
18. How do you get a fsu graduate off your front porch?
19. What do you get when go fast through Tallahassee?
20. Why do fsu students wear hats all the time?
21. How do we know Jesus wasn't born in Tallahassee?
22. Why should fsu replace the grass with artificial turf in doak-campell stadium?
23. Why do the girls at fsu have rectangular breast?
24. Did you hear about the fsu graduate who is now CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
25. Did you hear the one about the 2 guys in the elevator?
26. Why did the chicken cross the road ?
27. Why did the fsu grad. cross the road ?
28. How can you tell if an fsu student has been using the computer ?
29. How do you tell if another fsu student has used the same computer ?
30. Did you hear the one about the 3 football fans that found a dead body?
31.What do you get when you have 32 noles in a room?
32. Did you hear the one about the UF and f$u research on the shape of male reproductive organs?
33. What's the biggest argument two f$u grads have when they are going through a divorce?
34. Why did the $eminole get thrown out of the M&M factory?
35. Did you hear the one about the nole and the Gator in the bathroom?
36. How do you stop a $eminole from masturbating?
37. How many $eminole fans does it take to eat dinner?
39. How do you save a $eminole from drowning ?
40. A Gator and a nole got into a car accident...
41. What do you call 144 seminoles?
42. If you have a car containing a seminole wide receiver, a seminole running back, and a seminole linebacker, who is driving the car?
43. What does f.s.u stand for (6 answers)?
44. What do you get to do if you put a fsu degree in your car window?
45. Why is fsu replacing the grass at doak-campell with cardboard?
46. Have you heard about the half-assed Indian tribe?
47. What's the difference between a f$u cheerleader and an elephant?
48. Why didn't the seminole hunt the Gator?
49. Steve Spurrier and bowden get into a car accident....
51.What's the difference between a Corvette and a girl from f$u?
 
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Some humor

52. Why do seminoles wear loincloths?
53. Lies told at a f$u stockyard...
54. Did you hear about the nole shooting craps?
55. How many noles does it take to roof a house?
56. What do sperm and the Criminoles have in common?
57. Why does bobby bowden wear those ugly ass hats?
The above joke was originally about Coach Spurrier and was submitted by a seminole named nick rose, who honestly believed it couldnt be turned into a fsu joke. Another tribute to seminole intelligence.
58. What's the difference between a nole and a bag of manure?
59. What do you get when you cross a pig with a seminole?
60. What do you call a good looking girl in Tallahassee?
61. What do you call a seminole football player wearing a suit?
62. Why is it a good thing that the University of Florida invented Gatorade?
63. What do fsu and UF quarterbacks have in common?
64. What do UF and fsu students have in common?
65. When do fsu football players not run up the score?
66. How many fsu freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
67. What should you do if you find 3 seminoles stuck up to their necks in cement?
68. Did you hear the one about the travel agent?
69. What do you do when an fsu alumni throws a hand grenade at you?
70. Have you heard the one about the golden telephone?
80. What's the best thing to ever come out of Tallahassee?
81. How can you tell if a seminole is a good cook?
82. What do you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky and fsu?
83. A Gator coed went into the campus police station...
84. Have you heard the one about the plane that crashed in Tallahassee?
85. When a groundhog sees a nole what does he get?
86. What do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee?
87. Why can't Laveranues Coles get into a huddle on the field anymore?
88. What happened when Scott Bentley broke his clavicle?
89. Did you hear Chicago wanted to sign Sammie Smith?
90. Why did they remove the artifical turf from Dork Shamble Stadium?
91. Did you hear about the new fsu honor system?
92. Who is the seminoles new defensive coordinator?
93. How do the Criminoles spend their first week at spring practice?
94. The fsu football team was placed in a remedial English class...
95. What is the difference between a porcupine and a room full of fsu fans?
96. How do you know that an fsu illum invented the tooth brush?
97. Four College Alumni were climbing a mountain one day...
98. How do you get an fsu cheerleader in your room?
99. Why are so may rednecks seminole fans?
100. Did you here they are going to move the Tallahasse State's Attorneys office onto the fsu campus?
101. Did you hear about the tornado that recently hit the fsu campus?
102. fsu FACTOID: In the late 1970's, the fsu student body elected a man as Homecoming Queen...
103. How can you tell it is Homecoming weekend at fsu?
104. A mortician and his newly appointed apprentice were working late one night embalming dead bodies...
105. Why do fsu wide receivers wear wristbands?
106. How do you make a nole sit during a football game?
107. Albert Einstien went to a party & asked people their I.Q...
108. A nole and a volunteer walk into a bar...
109. What's the best way to break a nole's finger?
110. What do you get when you drag a $1000 dollar bill through a housing project? 111. What do fsu cheerleaders use as earrings?
 
Just some humor........not meant to offend:) Actually, some of these are pretty dumb:P
 
and some are not. Thanks for the laugh. T-BO in 07.
 
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