If I were a customer searching for a quality detailer and came across that page, I'd click the X and start my search over. I'd be afraid that my car wouldn't get a good service done to it just because I didn't understand any of what I was reading.
I, TD understand what most of it means but still stuff like bug, gum, tar, excessive sun etc. would make me think, "if he doesn't do any of that why would I take my car to him. People scan stuff rather than read through it. I personally think that your terms and conditions page will be a flop for your website. People just want a simple and easy experience while getting what they are paying for, they don't want terms and conditions.
Just my 2 cents, not trying to be rude.