Look at your own risk!!!!! My worst nightmare realized!

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No, my wife isn't cheating on me. No, my dog didn't run away. No, I'm not out of Jack Daniels. Worse yet, this is what I walked outside to this afternoon! :eek:

This is just a small sample. It was dozens upon dozens of them. You could literally hear the droppings hitting the ground..

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Look what they did to my DD!!! I washed and clayed this past weekend and was prepared to polish, but never got around to it.

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I just want to cry! I cleaned it off and plan on finishing the job this weekend. Luckily I had dried the car with DGAW so I was able to clean it relatively easy.

I did actually do something constructive. Doesn't it feel good to be organized.

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Time for a Daisy Red Ryder Rifle. Or buy a cat.
Don't worry, you won't shoot your eye out! LOL
 
MarkD51 said:
Time for a Daisy Red Ryder Rifle. Or buy a cat.
Don't worry, you won't shoot your eye out! LOL
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Funny you mention that. If the day couldn't get any worse, I pulled out the old 357 replica pellet pistol to scare them away. First, I tried the water hose, second, I tried throwing a shoe, couldn't get them to go away.

I aimed and fired a few rounds away from them, to scare them off. They didn't go anywhere! Out of frustration, I fired a few more rapidly, and spent the next thirty minutes on my ladder pulling the remains of the poor casualty off the roof of the "carport."

My wife has been bugging me all winter to get rid of this old mazda truck that I had been trying to repair and "flip" and the birds convinced me. The truck had my covered parking spot, and I called the local "we buy junk cars" and was parking in the covered spot within the hour.
 
That's some bad luck haha. Mind if I ask what microfibers those are in the top drawer?
 
series1 said:
That's some bad luck haha. Mind if I ask what microfibers those are in the top drawer?
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Detailers choice 10 pack from northern tool. They had the kit for $3 or $4 last month. My current interior towels. I try to spend the real money on the paint-level ones. There is probably some other otc stuff in that picture too.
 
this thread made me lol. sorry op I would've crapped my own pants if I saw that
 
That happened to me once! The birds were not happy when the saw my Mossberg 590
 
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Good Lord man! This is far worse than your wife or dog leaving......:awman: :eek: :eek: :doh: :doh: :surrender:

You need to discourage those pesky bombers to roost in your neighbors tree. Some bird food on the ground and hopefully a cat or two is looking for a good meal....:laughing:

OR cut that limb off.......:laughing:
 
BobbyG said:
Good Lord man! This is far worse than your wife or dog leaving......:awman: :eek: :eek: :doh: :doh: :surrender:

You need to discourage those pesky bombers to roost in your neighbors tree. Some bird food on the ground and hopefully a cat or two is looking for a good meal....:laughing:

OR cut that limb off.......:laughing:
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I say feed them buckshot .... ;)
 
I miss my covered parking so bad!

We moved at the first of this month into a waterfront house without any garage/carport. Pretty frustrated but love the lifestyle the new house brings.
 
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