Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend

[wagonproject]

Did attacker use a club sandwich? - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

I was hoping that this story was going to be a bit on the funny side... Now it just makes me worry about mankind.

 

[robb01]

 

[AUdakota]

if someone tried to hit me in the face with a sandwich I would just open my mouth...

 

[Surfer]

South FL is hardcore yo, we don't need guns, we gots sandwiches

 

[Flash Gordon]

How funny!

Happy Birthday Wagonproject :dblthumb2:

 

[Porsche Pilot]

The sandwich yielding man is also suspected of a previous assault with a box of Grape Nuts. They believe he is a cereal killer.

 

[RTexasF]

Grape Nuts? HMMMM.......and all this time I thought it was a male disease.

 

[ShineTimeDetail]

LOL I like the comments more on this thread than the actual story HAHA

 

[BobbyG]

Since he clubbed her with his sandwich sounds like he's in a real pickle. The guys sounds like a real "turkey" and his "bacon" is in the frying pan... :laughing:

 

[ShineTimeDetail]

since he clubbed her with his sandwich sounds like he's in a real pickle. The guys sounds like a real "turkey" and his "bacon" is in the frying pan... :laughing:

ha!ha!ha!

 

[erock]

Subway...Beat fresh

 

[Matt S.]

Subway...Beat fresh

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

[Porsche Pilot]

Who ya gonna call?

And to think that nobody has yet to mention "knuckle sandwich". You guys are slacking!

 

[TLMitchell]

I was hoping that this story was going to be a bit on the funny side... Now it just makes me worry about mankind.

If you weren't worried before this you haven't been paying attention. Fortunately, the Darwin Award winners and nominees are helping to cleanse the gene pool. Not nearly fast or thorough enough though, IMO. Bobby G's puns are an additional cause for concern...

TL

 

[sunday joe]

The sandwich yielding man is also suspected of a previous assault with a box of Grape Nuts. They believe he is a cereal killer.

Cerial Killer: Say goodnight ,Gracie.

 

[Pockets@PoorboysWorld]

Subway...Beat fresh

OMG that made me crack up hahaha Thanks for the laugh

As did many other comments :laughing::laughing:

 

[Johnnyboy]

...............did it have Mayo? Maybe it had Mayo! He probably hates Mayo!

 

[tw33k2514]

I guess that's one way to give her your meat....