Inferno
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- Oct 26, 2012
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So, this morning I'm having a cool dream while asleep on my day off, strippers and cars I think. I was sleeping with one of the bedroom windows open, sleeping over the morning traffic routine of my neighbors when I heard a "Pop!", then a car alarm, then my Viper fob notification on my nightstand, in that order. The Fob alarm nullified it was my car outside being molested. I jumped out of bed, went straight to the window blinds and saw a PT cruiser behind my baby in a mounted position, as it backed up I memorized the license plate, and as It drove off like nothing happened I wrote it down. I was furious!! No morning wood here, my morning was ruined and I hadn't even fully woken up yet! I grabbed my keys, my Beretta, and my wallet and ran outside the house, and into my car. As I was reversing, looking for traffic in either direction, who do I spy in my eyes, the PT!!! My exhaust deepened as it gazed upon the predator that took its virginity. As I backed out the PT turned into it's home. I mashed the gas letting out some anger, doing a burnout all the way to the perps house, and parked right behind the violator. A scared looking women steps out, and comes toward my passenger window, with my hand on the grips of my Beretta my finger looks for the trigger to find none avail, I looked down and it was because my hand was on my Pistol Grip shifter.....Damn!! She says can I help you sir? I say yeah kill yourself, in my head though. I said you hit my car in my driveway and drove off like nothing happened. She said yes she did and she's sorry. She explained she was trying to back out of my driveway looking for street traffic and when she gassed it she realized she didn't move the gear to reverse, so she quickly braked and turned the wheel, hitting the side of my rear bumper. I told her it was a hit and run, and I have it on camera. I told her what if it was a little kid? She said that was different. Little did she know I spend more on my car than she does on her children, my car is six years old and I still give him baths at the house two times a week, he is my child. It was still a little dark so I told her I would go back home and inspect the damage when the sun comes up, and if it's not reversible by me I will come back so we can make an insurance report without the cops. She said again she was sorry and she would be home all day. Looking at the damage when I returned, I think it was only paint transfer, so it should be okay. Daylight is almost up so I'm gonna compound the area to hopefully reverse what happened, but sadly not the memories of events. Wish me luck!