My hatered...

[DS Detailer]

For birds runs very deep at this moment.


I handwashed my car this morning used a little Crystal Mist QD, gave the windows a bada-bing cleaning... And leave it in the drive way for my neighbors to admire... since It's the new toy on the block.

I get a knock on the door from Sam, the 5 yearold of the guy 2 houses down. he says.


"the birds pooped on it." and walks away.


there was poop everywhere. I have never seen such poop. Luckly, I have an army of 5-7 year olds who think i'm the coolest and tell me whenever such things happen. I'm just saying. Cleaning crap off a freshley clean car gets old.

And thats all I have to say about that.

 

[joe.p]

get you some bird sh*t remover from PBs..

 

[Neothin]

Or you could be like me....

wash the car after listening to the weather report that the rain that has occured over the past couple of days has stopped; and then have it downpour an hour after you finish and have your car look just as bad as it did before you wash it. Florida fricking sucks

 

[ScottB]

Or ... the guy/gal in front of you decides to wash their front window for several minutes with misaligned water jets.

or .... your neighbors run their sprinklers all night aligned to water the road versus the lawn and you have to manuver around while some housewife is on your tail trying to get to her pilates class.

yes bird doo-doo sucks, as does everything life throws at a freshly cleaned cars. But hey ... we get to then go back and try new AG products and look for just cleaned bliss till we must once again drive.

 

[joe.p]

Or
or .... your neighbors run their sprinklers all night aligned to water the road versus the lawn and you have to manuver around while some housewife is on your tail trying to get to her pilates class.

My neighbor would do this all summer long and what killed me was my car was in front of my own house.I noticed after she bought her first new car she stopped with the sprinkler crap or i would have misted her car sevaral times a day while her car was sitting out in the hot sun with steaming hot panels.lucky for her what comes around around goes around but, i took the high Rd and gave her a pass.

 

[snomon1017]

Or you could be like me....

wash the car after listening to the weather report that the rain that has occured over the past couple of days has stopped; and then have it downpour an hour after you finish and have your car look just as bad as it did before you wash it. Florida fricking sucks

Florida does suck . . . try parking your car in your own driveway when your neighbor starts watering his lawn. No AG water filter on his hose - it comes from his well. You notice the red stained sidewalk, semi-circular stains on the driveway, and streaks down the street, well, they are from the iron and other minerals from your neigbor's sprinkler. Now they're on your car, baking in 100 degree heat. Shall we talk water spots?!!

 

[FloridaNative]

Hey!! Florida doesn't suck!! It's the people that live here that suck!