Naming Details after Celebrities

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So it's raining today, no mobile work. Was thinking how creative some shops are naming their packages. If "celebrity details" wasn't already taken and you wanted to name detail packages after celebrities, what could a person do....

The "Bob Barker"....In and out with full swirl removal because you end up with . . .A NEW CAR!!!!

The "Lindsay Lohan"...often found at high volume shops a.k.a the "before". Just a mess that you wish you had time to turn into a Bob Barker

The "Charlie Sheen"...looks great from 10-15 feet but as you look harder it is less and less of a "win".

The "Tom Hanks"...the dependable, popular with all, everyday one-step.

etc.,

Others??? Let's have some fun while waiting for the rain to stop.
 
The Pamela Anderson - shiny and covered in silicone and glaze.
 
The "Donald Trump" or just "The Donald". Does your carpet look like Trump's hair in a wind storm? Restore your interior to that well groomed look it deserves.

Note: We must verify that your vehicle is a U.S. citizen prior to "The Donald" process.
 
The "Gary Busey": With every "Tom Hanks" you get a free "Donald Trump". This package is priced so low you will think we went Gary Busey bat s**t crazy!

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Porsche Pilot said:
The "Donald Trump" or just "The Donald". Does your carpet look like Trump's hair in a wind storm? Restore your interior to that well groomed look it deserves.

Note: We must verify that your vehicle is a U.S. citizen prior to "The Donald" process.
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Porsche Pilot said:
The "Gary Busey": With every "Tom Hanks" you get a free "Donald Trump". This package is priced so low you will think we went Gary Busey bat s**t crazy!

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:laughing::laughing::applause:
 
The "Commander in Chief" headlight restoration. Are your headlights hazy and fogged over? Get the "Commander in Chief". We will make your lenses as transparent as this guy:

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Here goes...

The "Michael Jackson" - With this package, we will transform your vehicle beyond what you thought was possible. We guarantee it will look totally different than when it came from the factory.

DLB

<RIP King of Pop>
 
DLB said:
Here goes...

The "Michael Jackson" - With this package, we will transform your vehicle beyond what you thought was possible. We guarantee it will look totally different than when it came from the factory.

DLB

<RIP King of Pop>
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You beat me to it! I was just working on Michael. Well played my man! :props:
 
DLB said:
Here goes...

The "Michael Jackson" - With this package, we will transform your vehicle beyond what you thought was possible. We guarantee it will look totally different than when it came from the factory.

DLB

<RIP King of Pop>
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Dalton..I love it. I had described the PF51 vacuum in another thread as being so powerful it could suck the criminal intent out of Lindsay Lohan!!
 
The Joseph Ratzinger. You'll swear we detailed your car (new cars only) but we'll deny it until years later after we've transferred the detailer who may or may not have detailed your car.
 
The Chuck Norris. Your car will look so bad ass It will scare you. Nothing else can compare to how perfect it will be.
 
The "Trophy Wife": an appealing price for the first month, but ongoing maintenance will break you.
 
the bill clinton. it will change your entire definition what the word "detail" is.
 
The OJ Simpson -
Even though I was the only guy to detail your car, I didn't leave that wax in the cracks.

And for those special cases:

The Tiger Woods -
When you got to get all that busted glass removed from your interior, the Tiger Woods Package is for you.

DLB
 
The Clark Gable Detail for the uncaring car owner:

"Frankly my Dear I just don't give a damn"!
 
The "Deliverance". Remove all beer cans from the bed and change the garter hanging from the rear-view. Available on full-size pickup trucks only.
 
I'll be doing a "Stone Cold Steve Austin detail" this Saturday. It's a Ford Expedition and it's been so long since my last detail that I don't know if I'll be "Tough Enough"..
 
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