Pick your fav.. "Quotes"

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Listed are some quotes I got in an email. I just wanted to start off by saying some hold truth and some make you think... Others, well if they relate explain why...?

Pick one your fav and if there is a moment you can relate to this feel free to share.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the heck alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up, just listen.
 
Haha I shared those with my friend. It's hard to pick one.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
That one doesn't work for me! I lent some money to this person that was supposedly my best friend and he never paid me back, even in ways that don't involve money, and it was NOT worth it :mad: He even broke one of my favorite games and never told me nor tried to replace it.
 
klumzypinoy said:
Haha I shared those with my friend. It's hard to pick one.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
That one doesn't work for me! I lent some money to this person that was supposedly my best friend and he never paid me back, even in ways that don't involve money, and it was NOT worth it :mad: He even broke one of my favorite games and never told me nor tried to replace it.

Of course it was worth it. Drop being his/her friend like a heavy brick!
I would tell him how it is, then never talk to him again. screw him. Even send him the quote :P
 
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bossboy said:
Of course it was worth it. Drop being his/her friend like a heavy brick!
I would tell him how it is, then never talk to him again. screw him. Even send him the quote :P

HAha oh yeah huh....that's true. The problem is he's friends with a few of my friends. I'm just never gonna hang out with him or anything.
 
A good deed is always noted by god, even if the recipent uses it for the wrong reasons !!
 
You guys should check out Despair, Inc. They have motivational type posters and stuff but are hilareous!

A few of my favorites:
Losing: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.

Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win And never quit are idiots.
 
My favorite quote:

"After I'm gone, your world will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites. And that's how it's going to be."
 
Wiseman once say "An expert is someone who does the basics better than anyone else".
 
"from every 10 people that watches TV, 5 are the half"
"There's no ugly women, just rare beauties"
"Eternal love only last 3 months"
"Having a clean concience is symptoms of bad memory"
"Whoever is born ugly and poor, have huge possibilities that, when grown, will develop those same characteristics"
"Slavery was not abolished, just changed to 8 hours daily"
"Winning is not important, making someone else loose, it is"
"Intelligence follows me, but I'm quicker"
"There's no absolute truth, and this is absolutely right!"
"There's a better world, but it's expensive!"
"2words will open lots of doors: Pull and Push"

More to come...
 
"Duck that flies upside down have quack-up"
 
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See sig and "May the fles of a thousand camels infest the crouch of the person that ruined your day, and may their arms grow too short for them to scratch them". ;)
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
:p
 
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