Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him,
" In the morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.:autowash:
His wife was really angry. She told him,
" In the morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.:autowash:
