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I received my order last night from Pinnacle.com. Took advantage of the Souveran on sale and a couple other things. Opened it like a kid on Xmas, what's this, no gift :( , I'm having a hard time typing this and crying at the same time. The keys are all wet. So, my question is, this Santa dude, you know, the fat guy. Is he real or not? Or was I such a bad guy all year? It couldn't be me. Wait a minute, all year is a long time to be good. What comes around, goes around. If I see this guy at the mall, he's mine:mad: , I have his number. I can see that on the news now. Local nut case sucker punches Santa at mall next.:D
 
Craig said:
Local nut case sucker punches Santa at mall next.:D
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All I could think of was the movie Bad Santa when I read that, one of my favorite movies LMAO.
 
That was a good movie.:D If he had packed my order there would have been some booze bottles (empty ones) in the box.
 
Craig said:
I received my order last night from Pinnacle.com. Took advantage of the Souveran on sale and a couple other things. Opened it like a kid on Xmas, what's this, no gift ....
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Was Santa suppose to give you a gift??:confused: I thought the Souveran sale was a gift!:D
 
Ok, you want to play that way do ya? Just so you know, Santa has your number now. NO COOKIES FOR MEGHAN !!!!!!! Take that.Im the MAN
 
Craig said:
Ok, you want to play that way do ya? Just so you know, Santa has your number now. NO COOKIES FOR MEGHAN !!!!!!! Take that.Im the MAN
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Meghan was good this year, Santa needs to take care of her!! LOL:awesome:
 
Craig said:
That was a good movie.:D
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"I feel good today, I beat the sh!t out of a 12 year old, felt like I accomplished something...."
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Meghan said:
Meghan was good this year, Santa needs to take care of her!! LOL:awesome:
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I'll be taking good care of Meg this year;) :D
 
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one asking for a little "something, something"....hahahah I felt bad for asking Meghan but now I feel much better ;)

Meghan you rule..:righton:
 
I thought (key word thought) I was good too. I must have been wrong. I have to get ready for work now, 4-12 shift. Have to pay for my Souveran.
Do you know how many hours of hard, hard work that takes at $2.00 a hour (before taxes and insurance). Around 6 months. I'll never get ahead.
 
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Surfer said:
I'll be taking good care of Meg this year;) :D
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Remember my flip flops need to be a size 6 and Reefs!!;) And when my truck is ready I will be down south to meet for dinner!!!:cheers: And stop beating on the kids!:o
 
Meghan said:
Remember my flip flops need to be a size 6 and Reefs!!;) And when my truck is ready I will be down south to meet for dinner!!!:cheers: And stop beating on the kids!:o
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Oh a size 6! How cute!! You have little baby feet. Not big ol' boats like mine! :p But you know what they say about a woman with a big feet... No wait, it's a man with big feet. Okay nevermind. :p
 
Meghan said:
Remember my flip flops need to be a size 6 and Reefs!!;) And when my truck is ready I will be down south to meet for dinner!!!:cheers: And stop beating on the kids!:o
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Ok...well I was thinking a little more risque....:D

Beating on kids...you've never seen Bad Santa??
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Surfer said:
Beating on kids...you've never seen Bad Santa??
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No I haven't .... the Christmas Story is my favorite.:applause:
 
Meghan said:
No I haven't .... the Christmas Story is my favorite.:applause:
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X-Mas story too cute, Bad Santa = The Anti-Christ lol. Bad Santa > X-Mas Story, guess you'll just have to cuddle tonight and watch it:D. Then you'll get the "beat 12 year old" post lol. That is the only movie that had me in tears from laughing so hard.
 
yup santa must be dead my christmas tree is lookin pretty empty......how can you have christmas without shiney wrapped gifts under the tree ! i feel used
 
"#### boy! Are u messing with me"

Bad santa = christmas

hillarious when he stands behind the bar at the beach, and you think he has a bar for his own, until the owner comes.

love it
 
one of the greates movies , atleast of all the holiday movies.

and were you supposed to get a freegift or something? my guess is since the souveran was on sale the freegift promo was done?
 
How about National Lampoon's, Christmas Vacation? I love it!!
I didn't think there was a free gift with the big 3 sale either.
 
Kelso said:
one of the greates movies , atleast of all the holiday movies.

and were you supposed to get a freegift or something? my guess is since the souveran was on sale the freegift promo was done?
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Yes free gift has been over for a while.
 
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