Top 10 signs you spent too much time on the AGO forum in 2014

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10. You stayed up way past your bedtime waiting for the updates from Megan on what the new product is hiding under the curtain.
9. You see a pic in a product review and you "just know" that those are Nick's hands.
8. You think you will actually die if you don't get your hands on one of Drew's new waxes.
7. You've decided it would be a good idea to take an electric polisher to a kitchen appliance.
6. ...or a lawn mower!
5. You started referring to people as hacks.
4. You find yourself quoting Mike Phillips in your everyday non-detailing life.
3. You are constantly stripping perfectly good wax or sealant in order to try out a different wax or sealant.
2. You've been in at least one heated argument about the merits of waxing over a coating.
1. You've upped your game, become a better detailer and met a bunch of awesome people along the way.

Happy new year everyone!


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Ha! That's an awesome list!! And all too true... ;)
 
Haha!

My gf just referred to my 3401 fitted with a hex logic pad as "Flex Logic".

I think I may have a problem....
 
How about,

Your bank account is severly depleted.
Your credit cards are maxed out.
You can no longer have fresh food because your fridge is full of "Collector" waxes.
You know your UPS driver by name.
Your family mimics you by saying "Don't touch the Paint"
No mirrors in your home fog.
Your shower enclosure is "Coated"
Water "Beads" on all painted surfaces in your home.
Your family has to use a laundramat now because only "Microfiber" is allowed at home.

A few of mine for now. :bash:
 
feslope said:
How about,

Your bank account is severly depleted.
Your credit cards are maxed out.
You can no longer have fresh food because your fridge is full of "Collector" waxes.
You know your UPS driver by name.
Your family mimics you by saying "Don't touch the Paint"
No mirrors in your home fog.
Your shower enclosure is "Coated"
Water "Beads" on all painted surfaces in your home.
Your family has to use a laundramat now because only "Microfiber" is allowed at home.

A few of mine for now. :bash:
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Ha! That's good!
 
feslope said:
How about,

Your bank account is severly depleted.
Your credit cards are maxed out.
You can no longer have fresh food because your fridge is full of "Collector" waxes.
You know your UPS driver by name.
Your family mimics you by saying "Don't touch the Paint"
No mirrors in your home fog.
Your shower enclosure is "Coated"
Water "Beads" on all painted surfaces in your home.
Your family has to use a laundramat now because only "Microfiber" is allowed at home.

A few of mine for now. :bash:
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My family kills me on car stuff lol. I said to one that I would not like it if the dealer prepped the new car. One member was like what are you kidding, I do not want a dirty car
 
Does prepping, sealing, waxing ,kitchen counter tops and cook tops make the list also ? How about waxing the snow thrower ?
 
Wow! I just found this forum a week or so ago and registered yesterday. I am already guilty of some of these things.
 
10-when your six year old asks for ice cream money & you say "Dear you need to get a part time job"
9-when your pickup line @ a club is " How about some oscillating Babe?"
8-When you tell your wife's friends about the benefits of MF Detergents @ their reunion.
7-when Buddies tell you "Hey it's Sunday let's go to the beach and dig some babes" & you respond "I'd rather check my new Bug remover today".
6-When you pass a banged up car in a deserted alley and think to yourself "what if I just do one panel? Nobody will see, nobody will see"
5-when you ask your Grandma "did Granpa prefer wool or foam?"
4-when the value of your detailing stuff is surpassing that of the entire family's modes of transport.
3-When come Monday morning your co workers tell you " how come you smell like shi...? Oh BTW your wheels look great"
2-When walking out a Bar all wasted you start chasing Cop cars to see who is doing their cars?
1-When raining & you start chasing squirrels in the backyard with your Sidekick. :)
 
When you find yourself referring to your life as detailing and non detailing life.

I really liked Drew's first two main waxes, Carnuabavore and Phoenix, so I just had to pickup his new wax. I have yet to wax a whole car with it, just did a few panels on a couple different color cars just to see what it had to offer. So far this wax seems very promising.
 
The "wife" says, "You bought what for HOW much?!?!"

Bill
 
ekennett said:
10. You stayed up way past your bedtime waiting for the updates from Megan on what the new product is hiding under the curtain.
9. You see a pic in a product review and you "just know" that those are Nick's hands.
8. You think you will actually die if you don't get your hands on one of Drew's new waxes.
7. You've decided it would be a good idea to take an electric polisher to a kitchen appliance.
6. ...or a lawn mower!
5. You started referring to people as hacks.
4. You find yourself quoting Mike Phillips in your everyday non-detailing life.
3. You are constantly stripping perfectly good wax or sealant in order to try out a different wax or sealant.
2. You've been in at least one heated argument about the merits of waxing over a coating.
1. You've upped your game, become a better detailer and met a bunch of awesome people along the way.

Happy new year everyone!


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LOL, just did number 7 about a month ago.
 
OMG!!! I have been reading all these threads and I am laughing so hard!! Apparently, EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD IS GUILTY!!

Man! The wife or girlfriend BEATING YOU! I have to hide my purchases at times so my GF doesn't look at me like I am crazy! Her look one time was like "Really? Really?"

The thing that I think is 100% fine is the women detailers! Their Boyfriend or significant other think it's pretty cool! That is my guess!! Women detailers please chime in.

Please continue with more comments and continue this thread! The best one so far this New Year.

Happy New Year everyone!!

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Here's one better. I ordered a few things the other day on the 25% free shipping deal. Well I was going to have the stuff shipped to my work so she wouldn't see it and then I get an email from Autogeek that something about the shipping address and billing address don't match what's on file at the CC issuing bank. Now she does all the bills etc online so she has all the passwords etc. So now I have to tell her that something is wrong with the card and Autogeek won't send my stuff. She got it fixed and then the order went thru. BUSTED!!!!
 
This is the best thread ever. Keep it coming. lol. so true. Best is when you keep buying and buying, still havent paid off the credit card, but you still order more detailing stuff. It never ends.

I have been pretty good lately, but once the weather warms up, I will be in trouble
 
Your kindergartener sees you on AGO again and says, "Really, Dad, really!?."
 
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