DavidJ021
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1. a man that is assertive, so he can decide where to eat because i refuse to pick a spot, but will certainly complain if his choice isnt good.
2. an honest man, but one that wont tell me im fat when i ask him how i look in this dress
3. a patient man, so i can try on 100 outfits before i go out to to a simple dinner
4. a man that doesnt interrupt me, but will order for me at a restaurant
5. a man that can please me, but only when im in the mood for it
6. a man that has his career together "sugar daddy", so i can go shopping while he's at work
7. a man that can give me the attention i need, and just apologize even though i was being a b1tch
8. a man that gives good foot massages, as you know, walking around the mall spending his money is tiring
9. a man that can cook, cuz sometimes i dont feel like trying on 50 outfits for dinner
10. a sensitive man, so he can read the hints when i really wanted that new car or purse at the mall
11. a man that likes to share....the remote, his bank account, his car, pretty much give up any of his livelihood before i even have to ask
12. a man with a sense of humor, one that will find it funny when he finds me in bed with his best friend
13. a man that likes kids, so i know if i found a keeper to watch ours while im out shopping and hangin with the girls
14. a man that gets along with my parents...mix them drinks and refill the propane on their trailer at least once a week
15. a man with a lot of friends, so i can scope out the talent in case i get bored
16. a simple man, one that can wear clothes from marshall's so that the rest of his money can go to me
17. a handy man, one that knows how to use his own hand to please himself in case he's in the dog house
18. a man with ambition, i need a man who is always thinking about making more money for me
19. a man who doesnt give up, if one dozen roses to say sorry wasnt enough, send more dammit, send some to my friends while you are at it too.
20. a brad pitt look a like, cuz you know, im hotter than angelina myself
21. a man who isnt afraid to cry, i need to know when i hit his soft spot so i can keep using it against him.
22. a man who likes to cuddle, and will watch reruns of Desperate Housewives, Sex In The City, and E! News over the live Superbowl
23. a man that likes to gamble, in case i dont feel like telling him i didnt use protection when i cheated on him last week
24. a man with a magical tongue, because my battery operated boyfriend does a better job of pounding me
25. a religious man, one that will just say Thank God you are home safe, when i come home late from a night of hootchin with my gals
26. a romantic man, one that will whisper me sweet nothings, write me poems....so i can brag to my friends and tell them how whooped i got my man
27. a man that is a good driver, as to guarantee i dont miss my hair/nail appointments, and of course those big sales at bloomie's
28. a man with a lot of energy, cuz damn, why should he be sleeping when their are graveyard shift jobs
29. a man with a lot of confidence...one that actually "thinks" i will stand by his side so that he doesn't suspect i'm having affairs while he's busy at work
30. a man that likes to clean up around the house...why should me and my other boyfriend have to do our own dishes?
31. a virgin, so that he thinks im the tightest thing in the world, not really knowing that i used to be president of the Mile High Fisted Club
32. a great food connisseur that can enjoy good seafood...one that won't complain about my raunchy smelling oyster when he's going downtown
33. a man with strong character...one who won't get embarrassed when i send him out to buy my feminine products
34. a man who is prompt, and who will show up to his dates with me on time...cuz you know, time is precious, and the next 5 guys of the night are all waiting too
35. a nurturing man, one who will pamper me when im ill and make me all better. i dont want to get my other bfs sick too, geez.
36. a man that can carry a conversation...that way during those long road trips, he can keep himself company while i sleep or or talk to my gfs on the cellie
37. a humble man, one that doesnt mind rolling in a hooptie (on his own of course), to save money for the gifts he still needs to buy me
38. a man with his own nice place...me and my girls need some place to do our dirt while he's away at work
39. a man that will idolize me...just in case the men drooling and throwing $1 bills at me on stage isnt enough for my ego
40. a man with a blackberry...in case its still not clear to him what i need, i'll just email him all my demands
2. an honest man, but one that wont tell me im fat when i ask him how i look in this dress
3. a patient man, so i can try on 100 outfits before i go out to to a simple dinner
4. a man that doesnt interrupt me, but will order for me at a restaurant
5. a man that can please me, but only when im in the mood for it
6. a man that has his career together "sugar daddy", so i can go shopping while he's at work
7. a man that can give me the attention i need, and just apologize even though i was being a b1tch
8. a man that gives good foot massages, as you know, walking around the mall spending his money is tiring
9. a man that can cook, cuz sometimes i dont feel like trying on 50 outfits for dinner
10. a sensitive man, so he can read the hints when i really wanted that new car or purse at the mall
11. a man that likes to share....the remote, his bank account, his car, pretty much give up any of his livelihood before i even have to ask
12. a man with a sense of humor, one that will find it funny when he finds me in bed with his best friend
13. a man that likes kids, so i know if i found a keeper to watch ours while im out shopping and hangin with the girls
14. a man that gets along with my parents...mix them drinks and refill the propane on their trailer at least once a week
15. a man with a lot of friends, so i can scope out the talent in case i get bored
16. a simple man, one that can wear clothes from marshall's so that the rest of his money can go to me
17. a handy man, one that knows how to use his own hand to please himself in case he's in the dog house
18. a man with ambition, i need a man who is always thinking about making more money for me
19. a man who doesnt give up, if one dozen roses to say sorry wasnt enough, send more dammit, send some to my friends while you are at it too.
20. a brad pitt look a like, cuz you know, im hotter than angelina myself
21. a man who isnt afraid to cry, i need to know when i hit his soft spot so i can keep using it against him.
22. a man who likes to cuddle, and will watch reruns of Desperate Housewives, Sex In The City, and E! News over the live Superbowl
23. a man that likes to gamble, in case i dont feel like telling him i didnt use protection when i cheated on him last week
24. a man with a magical tongue, because my battery operated boyfriend does a better job of pounding me
25. a religious man, one that will just say Thank God you are home safe, when i come home late from a night of hootchin with my gals
26. a romantic man, one that will whisper me sweet nothings, write me poems....so i can brag to my friends and tell them how whooped i got my man
27. a man that is a good driver, as to guarantee i dont miss my hair/nail appointments, and of course those big sales at bloomie's
28. a man with a lot of energy, cuz damn, why should he be sleeping when their are graveyard shift jobs
29. a man with a lot of confidence...one that actually "thinks" i will stand by his side so that he doesn't suspect i'm having affairs while he's busy at work
30. a man that likes to clean up around the house...why should me and my other boyfriend have to do our own dishes?
31. a virgin, so that he thinks im the tightest thing in the world, not really knowing that i used to be president of the Mile High Fisted Club
32. a great food connisseur that can enjoy good seafood...one that won't complain about my raunchy smelling oyster when he's going downtown
33. a man with strong character...one who won't get embarrassed when i send him out to buy my feminine products
34. a man who is prompt, and who will show up to his dates with me on time...cuz you know, time is precious, and the next 5 guys of the night are all waiting too
35. a nurturing man, one who will pamper me when im ill and make me all better. i dont want to get my other bfs sick too, geez.
36. a man that can carry a conversation...that way during those long road trips, he can keep himself company while i sleep or or talk to my gfs on the cellie
37. a humble man, one that doesnt mind rolling in a hooptie (on his own of course), to save money for the gifts he still needs to buy me
38. a man with his own nice place...me and my girls need some place to do our dirt while he's away at work
39. a man that will idolize me...just in case the men drooling and throwing $1 bills at me on stage isnt enough for my ego
40. a man with a blackberry...in case its still not clear to him what i need, i'll just email him all my demands
Your right about buying my wife a Mercedes. I should have brought me another sports car instead. 
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