Words with 2 meanings...Male & Female

[wytstang]

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by- product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

 

[emaxxman]

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

While I don't hit on women, my wife is always catching me take glimpses at other women. She loves to bust my chops about it. She does the same thing but makes it very over the top obvious. As long as it's just looking, we don't mind.

As far as movies goes, my wife says that my ideal movie is anything with naked women shooting guns...I still don't see what the problem with that is.

 

[FloridaNative]

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by- product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, male bonding.

This was my favorite one! Male bonding! Too funny! lol Some of you guys "bond" too much!!!

 

[ryandamartini]

#6 is awesome and FLAMABLE!!!

One time at a party, we had a contest on what you could eat to have he most gas. I ate 5 bean burritos and 3 dr pepers. And we lit them! I won, caught friend's bed on fire Singe mark is still there to prove it!

Good Times..

 

[alban61]

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

THAT'S ME!!! Well, that's what my wife says.

 

[Reddwarf]

Brillant and oh so true.

 

[FloridaNative]

Brillant and oh so true.

heheheheh You remind me of the Guiness beer commercials "brilliant! " lol Where you been hiding Reddwarf?? I've missed your posts!

 

[sparkie]

LOL, all of them!