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MadOzodi

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Your co-worker sees you reading threads and a review of the Schmitt and Ulti-Mit and asks, "Can I call you a car (insert word for loose woman)?"

:mad:

The jackhole doesn't deserve to own a Porsche if he asks me that after seeing me read threads on the forum. It's no wonder the paint on it looks like absolute $h|t. I told him I'm an *enthusiast*

:righton:
 
car s|ut?

wtf. what a jack @ss. Let me guess he has a Boxster?
 
Naw, it's an old 944 S2 Cabriolet. I let him use my zaino a few years ago. It'll be a cold day in hell if I ever let him use any of my AG stuff!
 
MadOzodi said:
Naw, it's an old 944 S2 Cabriolet. I let him use my zaino a few years ago. It'll be a cold day in hell if I ever let him use any of my AG stuff!
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stick some old, crusty turtle wax - add in something nasty - put it in the zaino, pinnacle, or whatever bottle, and give him it as a gift.:awesome:

roflmao
 
hehe, maybe I'll rebadge some heavy swirl remover and tell him it's a new liquid spray wax.
 
ltoman said:
stick some old, crusty turtle wax - add in something nasty - put it in the zaino, pinnacle, or whatever bottle, and give him it as a gift.:awesome:

roflmao
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put some turle wax in a turle shell...:D
 
A lot of people poke fun of me when I have AG open all day long, until they need me to detail their cars. Sure, I'll do it, for $250!
 
Lauren sure seems to have a love for turtle wax lately, maybe she is wanting AG to start carrying it for her.
 
Ok, I got "caught" by my neighbors again. This time I was detailing my parents' BMW 530i. It's a silver titanium color so I had a really hard time seeing any swirls or the like. I just washed, half-assed some AIO and tried out the new UDM on it with XMT 180. Holy Christ is applying wax SO much faster now! This was the first time using an UDM, and the first time using a dual-action since the 80's Black & Decker my brother had picked up. I don't have anything to compare it with, but I REALLY like the UDM and the LC CCS Pads. I need to get a MF bonnet now and some other stuff with my b-day coupon coming up!
 
Strokin04 said:
Lauren sure seems to have a love for turtle wax lately, maybe she is wanting AG to start carrying it for her.
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That is a promise I can make, we will not carry the hard shell stuff!
 
One guy at my job has money and he asked for a master detail of a Beemer 530, the E60 model. I told him what I wanted and since he's not poor I charged him. When he didn't want to pay I said "no thanks". He couldn't take no for an answer and later got really nasty. Guess what service he gets now?
 
I'm so bored here at work. *sigh*

So DanielSwe, did you actually do the work and not get paid for it?
 
...you call Customer Service and Monique says, "Obviously your order from us quite often"

:o

:D
 
when your pc aka the wmd, weapon of mass detailing has ben taken away from you and hidden in your own home and in your college dorm :(
 
MadOzodi said:
Your co-worker sees you reading threads and a review of the Schmitt and Ulti-Mit and asks, "Can I call you a car (insert word for loose woman)?"

:mad:

The jackhole doesn't deserve to own a Porsche if he asks me that after seeing me read threads on the forum. It's no wonder the paint on it looks like absolute $h|t. I told him I'm an *enthusiast*

:righton:
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You show him :D I'm sure he's jealous of your paint condition.
 
ryandamartini said:
when your pc aka the wmd, weapon of mass detailing has ben taken away from you and hidden in your own home and in your college dorm :(
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What? Someone has hidden your PC in college?
 
MadOzodi said:
I'm so bored here at work. *sigh*

So DanielSwe, did you actually do the work and not get paid for it?
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Man, I do one or two details for free every year for people I choose to help out but this guy got so nasty there is no way I'll do his car. He has two jobs plus his own business so he has the money but he wanted to bargain on the prize and that's not going to happen. :D

I did a Bmw 330 Touring 2001 for one of the mechanics instead, what hours I put on his car he gives right back and he's a really nice guy so we have no problems doing good business.

You get what you give, ay?:righton:
 
I know I am an Autogeek ... since I check the "whats new" page every day, even before checking the forum !
 
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