You Know You're An Autogeek When...

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I got this idea while I was washing the rental car earlier this afternoon. The same neighbor, whose mini van I detailed two weeks ago, asked me if I was detailing another customer's car. I said "no...this is my rental car...I was in an accident" She DEFINITELY gave me the wtf face.

Rules are simple...you start the post off with

"You know you're an Autogeek when..."

....You wash and clay your rental car in preparation for polishing the hood with your brand new Flex PE 14-2.

Lets see what creative posts you guys and gals come up with.
 
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you just made a big purchase, and then start making a new cart right after
 
Your heart stops for a second when you get back to your freshly washed/detailed car and find bird poop on it.
 
...when you look forward to seeing what your favorite AGO'ers posted in your absence.
 
I'm usually just a lurker for info but I think this would make a good first post..

When you flip over your girlfriend of 4 years putting a fingerprint on your freshly waxed car, then immediately open the trunk to pull out the QD and a microfiber to take it off.
 
... you wash your vehicles knowing very well that you'll be driving on the snowy/salty roads in a couple hours.


... you can no longer enjoy car shows because you keep finding yourself looking for swirls.
 
LMAO!!! GOOD ONE Luxury!!! Welcome to the forum! Make sure you make a new post and intruduce yourself!!!
 
HAHHAHAH!!! These are good guys!! Keep it going! Chris...I washed my fiancee's SUV today knowing good and well they're calling for snow tomorrow.
 
Cool thread Alex!!

  • When you never have enough detailing products.
  • When you have to have every new product.
  • When you can't pass up a BOGO
  • When you have over 6,000 posts.....
 
While hanging out at your friend's house you can't stop staring at the swirls in his black refrigerator.
 
For a moment I thought this was heading in a different direction.

Finally got the nerve?

Welcome hand and happy detailing.
 
When your Bump Drafting the UPS truck to make a pass to beat him to house to get your AG shipment! (Guilty of this TWICE)
 
You house sit for your sister and you go into the garage to feed the dog and notice they only took one car.

I then spend the next 10 minutes looking for imperfections to fix.
 
You clean your leather shoes with a different Poorboy's World product each time you wear them.
 
... when driving on a six hour trip, even the passengers are starting to point out swirls on other vehicles.
 
When watching Criminal Minds, the gore doesn't bother you, but the swirls on the team's black SUV bug the crap out of you. :props:
 
Your watching tv and you think you spot swirls in a car on screen.

You cant help but rewind to double check.
 
... its 8am on a Saturday morning and you dry your vehicle with the leaf blower so your neighbors know you're still nutz.
 
...your friends think you are crazy to even wash your car in the winter.

...you watch the rain race off the hood and windshield of your car.

...you spend more time detailing your car than sleeping.


This thread is great!! :props:
 
When you spend a Saturday afternoon on a creeper cleaning the bottom of your car.

My wife is still shaking her head saying "That's an important area to clean".
 
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