Like I said, for all intensive purposes, I've covered my basis--I'm just trying not to wrestle any feathers by bringing my kid into the bar with me, but he put my package goods on the trunklid when I wasn't looking, and I called him out, and he UPTALKED me...so I decided I had to take his name off this year's Christmas card, and now I'm late for my swim. I know, right?
So the pool is full so I go over to the gym, and there's a guy like Schwarzenegger but all he's doing is bicep curls cuz he's talking to some insurance-hawking lady who I can't figure unless she's his nanny and that Disney Frozen music is playing in the background. So I tried to get some vanilla ice cream, but while I was ordering a telemarketer called me on my "free upgrade" cell phone so I couldn't hear the repeat of Top Gear on the TV...anyway, what a day...
