What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Dude yes! Haha, I can't wait to tell my gf this lol. We enjoy a good corny joke.
 
A hippo is very heavy, a zippo is a little lighter
^^^ :applause: ^^^

•On a similar note:
-I bought a ceiling fan the other day; complete
waste of money: He just stands there applauding
and saying:"Ooh, I just love how smooth it is."

•While I'm on the subject:
-Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
-Knock knock
Who's there?
Well...we all know it's not Sally!



Bob
 
Ah, Humor. ARH ARH

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