The Mad Cow

[smokin' mark]

A man and his wife go to dinner. The waiter comes to take their order...

Man: "I'll have prime rib, extra rare please, just knock off the horns."
Waiter: "Sir, but aren't you concerned about the mad cow?"
Man: "No, she can order for herself."

:righton:

 

[wisemonkey]

lol

 

[beausdad]

I told this joke to my wife.............She did NOT laugh. I DID

 

[michael k]

I told this joke to my wife...........

 

[HMFIC]

lmao

 

[Matt]

Haha that's brilliant!

 

[smokin' mark]

Yeah, not a real popular joke with females. My girlfriend is weird though, she thought it was hilarious.

 

[ryandamartini]

lol...

This has to rank pretty high up on the most lethal things to say out loud.