a sad day for my girl

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smokin' mark

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It's a sad day here. My girlfriend's mama lost her court battle with Animal Control. It all started last year when she was accidentally tranquilized three times. Animal Control demanded that she shave her back so they wouldn't confuse her with a sasquatch. The court ruled she will have to shave her back. No groomer will touch that action without sedatives. In addition, I've had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her when we come back from the grocery store. Will you pray for me?
 
smokin' mark-what exactly are you smokin anyway. I just spit my coffee all over the place.
 
i had a similiar problem to yuou. what worked for me was slipping her "rapies" pills a few hours before, and bam, she was putty in my hand. the grooomer had no problem then. and neither did I ;)
 
I feel as I just wasted 2-3 minutes of my life I can never get back ...
 
It's A Joke...I'm Poking Fun At My Girlfriend's Mother...get It?
 
Wanna impress me? Show the post to your girlfriend. ;)
 
camuman said:
i had a similiar problem to yuou. what worked for me was slipping her "rapies" pills a few hours before, and bam, she was putty in my hand. the grooomer had no problem then. and neither did I ;)
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Someone saw The Hangover hahahahahahah LMAO
 
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