You know your addicted to detailing when...

when you drive home and see how many ugly yellow headlights you can count on the way there.
 
When you don't look forward to BOGO Fridays anymore....:dunno:
 
hehe .... when you are looking forward to getting a loaner car from the shop so you can practice on your new rotary ;)
 
when you ask the teacher at school if you can use the bathrrom to go look at this forum on Iphone. And.. find swirls in EVERYTHING and look at them in different lighting conditions, my girlfriend yells at me everytime she sees me doing this, multiple times a day!
 
When you're looking around deciding what you can sell to fund that next order. I really don't use that PS3 much...
 
You machine polish the stainless steel kitchen sink and make it look better than new. (Yes, I did that!)
I love trying out different metal polishes in the sink. And sealants in the shower.

When you justify the expense by telling anyone that it's cheaper than a mistress or cocaine.

And they know you are right.
Ya, AG doesn't take 1/2 your stuff and then still give you a lawyer bill, LOL.

When it becomes almost unbearable to look at peoples filthy and scratched up cars in parking lots. It almost hurts!

Even more painful to look at peoples nasty wheels covered in brake dust:help:
I have to resist giving out business cards to everyone!

...when your wife starts asking you to start paying as much attention to her as you do with your car.
Oh, yeah..."You love that car more than you do me"...anyone heard that one before??

Bill...are you sure you are talking about your neighbor's car?
Hahaha...Her set of......tires????

Anyone polished the back of their iPhone yet? I just did :D
You've thought about polishing your MacBook.

Yeah, been there.

Done that. :lol:
Yup, I put CQuartz on my iphone when I got it last August.

I knocked the snow off my Kayak to start washing. Then made plans to polish it seal it and wax...:buffing:
Took the kids toboganning this winter and put DG 501 on it before going to make it go faster!

When you check this forum each and every day,like its youre e-mail:checkit:

When you check this forum multiple times per day!!
Yup, even if I don't have time to post.
Glad to know I'm not alone with my sickness!!
 
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You know you're addicted to detailing when you view rain as a lube for claying the car.

:iagree:

Or view rain as a pre-rinse before doing a waterless wash.

Or knowing that DP is Detailers Pride and not a perverted sex act!
 
Umm, I just cleaned/polished all of the kitchen counter tops using my Flex 3401 / 5.5" yellow pad / Menzerna Powergloss.

Turned out GREAT.

Regards,
GEWB
 
you notice the swirl marks on the bathroom sink faucet and you say to yourself.... would sip and orange LLC take care of that?
 
When you realize that you should run a car cleaning and nail salon, all using M105 and a 4" pad.
 
You know your addicted when everything you smell can be assimilated to a car product.
 
Finished drying your car just as it starts to rain and while walking to the front you think yourself "That was close - I finished just in time."
 
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