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Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing,

a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

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Because she smells like a new truck.
 
Finemess said:
Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing,

a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

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I never wonder why
When I see this....
My Oh My!!! :wow:
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Spell Checker


I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
 
Why do men fart more than woman?
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It's because their mouths don't stay shut long enough to build up any back pressure!! :D
 
Here's a great Christmas Time Joke:

Why was the SnowMan Smiling?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming!


The Fussman
 
FussMan said:
Here's a great Christmas Time Joke:

Why was the SnowMan Smiling?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming!


The Fussman
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mmmm. I've spent several hours trying to decifer this with no luck. I hate it when jokes are above my head :cry:

Wouldn't the Snowman be frowning by the sound of a Slowblower :dunno:


I guess your all tired of my knock-knock jokes :doh:


I have more though if you'd like to hear them? Would you like to hear about the lady at the Grocery, or the lady at the Airport :help:
 
Flash Gordon said:
mmmm. I've spent several hours trying to decifer this with no luck. I hate it when jokes are above my head :cry:

Wouldn't the Snowman be frowning by the sound of a Slowblower :dunno:


I guess your all tired of my knock-knock jokes :doh:


I have more though if you'd like to hear them? Would you like to hear about the lady at the Grocery, or the lady at the Airport :help:
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Airport please. :props:
 
IOMCAMARO said:
Airport please. :props:
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OK, but you'll have to give me a little while. I've got some stuff I gotta do for the next couple hours, and the story is long, plus I type with one finger, so bear with me please


:bolt:
 
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