Griots 1" D/A April 1st Special!!

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I was waiting for something like this to show up on April fools day!
I would suggest ordering one immediately :laughing:
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haha the pic of the guy polishing his glasses is pretty funny.

if i was a smurf, i would own this
 
I can't add it to my cart!

This would really help with all the glasses/phone details I have backed up for spring!

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HAHA that's awesome. Did anyone listen to what it sounds like? That's some funny stuff.
 
It has unicorn tears in it!!! I am calling to order it now.
 
SeaJay's said:
HAHA that's awesome. Did anyone listen to what it sounds like? That's some funny stuff.
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I did not listen to that at first and when I did I laughed out loud. Fortunately they are used to that from me at work!

The description is too funny:
The Ultimate Cordless 1" Random Orbital
Now You Can Polish And Wax Anything, Anytime, Anywhere, With The Latest In Orbital Technology. Battery-Powered, Bluetooth Enabled & Built To Last.
I've been using orbitals for years, but even with the versatility of our 3" and 6" Random Orbitals, I still find myself polishing and waxing some projects by hand. No more! With our all-new Cordless 1" Random Orbital, you can perfect and protect any surface, from wheel spokes to model cars to eyeglasses. You'll leave no surface untouched. Double-helical gearing and neodymium magnet technology produce speeds up to 15,000 orbits per minute. Using Formula 1-developed KERS (Kinetic Energy Recovery System) technology, the orbital's 3000 mAh Nickel-metal hydride AA battery is recharged while you work... for up to 3 hours of continuous use! An internal cooling system circulates unicorn tears through phase-change heat exchangers, keeping the orbital at optimum temperature. A proprietary LINT (Laser Imaging Nano-Technology), coupled with an internal flux capacitor, scans surfaces and automatically adjusts orbit speeds and patterns for optimal results. Plus, the system anticipates future scratches so you can polish them away before they happen! But we didn't stop there. All this technology is housed within a plant-based, self-healing polymer. Drop it, poke it, write it a strongly-worded letter... the 1" Random Orbital can take a beating. When you're finished working, an internal PPU (Physics Processing Unit) wirelessly transmits a complete SCA (Surface Condition Analysis) to any Bluetooth enabled device. After hours, literally hours, of research and development I'm proud to offer you the miniaturized orbital you never knew you needed. One you can truly call "The Ultimate"!
 
I would buy it. Perfect for inside the jamb around my rear lid. Hmmm, actually might need a 3/4"
 
CEE DOG said:
I would buy it. Perfect for inside the jamb around my rear lid. Hmmm, actually might need a 3/4"
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I am sure that Lake Country is already developing a 1/2" backing plate with 3/4" low profile hydrotech pads!
 
Got this early this morning and I thought they were for real! I am not on my A Game today, to tired for April Fools jokes! But great idea, maybe one day!
 
Meghan said:
But great idea, maybe one day!
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I'm hoping for a little machine that runs on ONR or some other available-to-detailers fuel, that I can just send out there and will automatically clean in between my spokes and go and do the wheel barrel too...like every week...and during the winter too. Kind of like those little guys on the scrubbing bubbles commercial...maybe you can talk to iRobot for us, Meghan? ;)
 
I think I really hurt my back falling out of my chair laughing. The sound it makes...my god the sound!! Thanks for finding that Buddy!
 
Ok I'm pissed I thought it was real I was about to order one lol you got me

"You can help create your own luck, you can make things happen through hard work and intelligence."- Donald J. Trump
 
I wonder if the unicorn tear technology will find its way into the other polishers?
 
Jaretr1 said:
I wonder if the unicorn tear technology will find its way into the other polishers?
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Not if, but when. This is the future of machine polisher technology and certainly will make those without it obsolete very, very soon :p
 
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