He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

His paint is as smooth as a baby's bottom because he uses the bottoms of actual babies to polish his paint (and throws them away after a single use).
 
He never washes his car. He just stares the dirt down and it falls off with fear




.... This guy sounds a lot like chuck Norris
 
Tires on passerby cars dream of the day they he will dress them.
 
"I don't always wax, but when I do...It's ZYMOL ROYALE GLAZE" I can't type that accent but you all know it.
 
I don't always buy my wax online, but when I do, I buy from autogeek!
 
"He once did a 3 step polish on his car just to see his reflection and brush his hair"
 
Uses a straight razor... as a quick detailer
Cars lift their own wheels, to make it easier for him to apply the dressing.
 
He once drove a car with a swirl... Just to see what it was like
 
He has a framed picture of Mike Phillips over his mantle.
 
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