He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

He doesnt eat frostedflakes for breakfast... He eats carnuba flakes.
 
He always pays full price and never uses the free shipping code.

The only holograms he leaves behind are when he's hiding the plans to a secret battle station in an R2 unit.

He replaced his gas pedal with a DA trigger and keeps it locked on 6.

His urine is VOC compliant.
 
He uses microfiber clothes and towels..........in the shower.
He uses a FLEX polisher...........to whiten his teeth
He uses LEXOL conditioner .......as aftershave. :xyxthumbs:
 
He calls Mike Phillips at home, to give him detailing tips.
 
This is awesome! I knew you guys/gals would get a kick out of this thread once it got cookin'!
Some funny stuff man!
 
He once bought a Bugatti...

















to use as an errand runner.
 
He has a garage with an attached house in every country in the world.
 
He is Mr. X!














(Anybody who has followed Todd Helme's threads will get this reference.)
 
He has a wax named after him on every continent.
When he uses Meg 105...it doesn't dust.
Women leave the toilet seat up for him.
 
He doesn't always talk to former detailers but when he does he orders extra fries.
 
He's the only man on the planet that understands the Menzerna product names.

He has a monthly account to detail the international space station.
 
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