There once was a man from nantucket...

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Hahaha I was wondering if you guys had anymore of these kind of jokes? Me and my grandfather do these all the time. And I want to have some new ones to tell him lol So if you have any type em here lol:xyxthumbs:
 
I only know one of these rhymes but its so gay I dont think I could repeat it. I had a couple dirty joke books as a kid and I guess I remember this one because it was the filthiest rhyme I ever heard.

I remember a super filthy joke from it also, Ive never heard its equal as far as filthyness.

I would probably get banned from this forum for telling either of them.
 
KneeDragr said:
I only know one of these rhymes but its so gay I dont think I could repeat it. I had a couple dirty joke books as a kid and I guess I remember this one because it was the filthiest rhyme I ever heard.

I remember a super filthy joke from it also, Ive never heard its equal as far as filthyness.

I would probably get banned from this forum for telling either of them.
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haha You never know, they might laugh so much they don't ban you. lol or just use these******
 
There once was a man from nantucket
Who had dish soap, a rag, and a bucket.
Oh the things he didn't know
'Til he found AGO,
Then to his old ways he said...






Screw it! :D:p
 
CierraSL
You may have seen this one before on bacon's thread...

There was a detailer named Max,
who swallowed some samples of wax.
All shades of the spectrum,
flowed out of his rectum;
Now Max has no need for ex-lax.
 
There once was a gentleman that hailed from Ohio.
For his love-making skills, was known as:"The Maestro"!
Whenever invited to a lady’s boudoir;
His spandex-attire was their: bête noire
When all he'd to display was his long.......handle-bar mustachio.


:)

Bob
 
From March 2012 at AF...

There once was a detailer from Nantucket
Who carried his detail stuff in a bucket
He wanted more shine
so he ordered online
And got whiplash after he waxed it
 
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