You might be a detailer if..

You have a compulsion to touch and check the fiber ratio of any mf towel you see regardless of if you plan to buy it, or if it belongs to someone else.

You've critiqued your spouse's cleaning methods and products to the point that you are now the only one cleaning the house
 
...didnt just buy off the shelf detailing supplies at *insert random auto parts store*
 
You've critiqued your spouse's cleaning methods and products to the point that you are now the only one cleaning the house

Done it to my mom, wife and mother in law. I critiqued my mother in law's glass cleaning the first time I met her lol....whoops! Always looking at cars and making a plan of attack in my head to fix it. I'm getting a hand me down work van in a few months and I'm already thinking of how to clean it up lol. I need spring to get here so I can occupy myself with my own vehicles lol.
 
You machine polish and wax your counter tops :xyxthumbs:

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Your face is against the window watching the rain beading, and rolling off the car. Wife walks up behind you to tell you, you need help!!!
 
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