“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine” by GeekGWCT
GeekGWCT is hereby appointed a member of the “Ask Mike Phillips your detailing questions!” secret circle and is entitled to all the honors and benefits occurring thereto. Honors and benefits already at the age of 9!
I was in. I could tell that the forum was really important. Mike would answer the questions of his secret circle.
A question from h8dirtycars on Xpel. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from 2wookies on his s550. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from suke on cquartz. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from CKAutodetail on new vehicle detail/paint protection. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. I will ask a question. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. Maybe he will answer PorscheFan’s question. No. Robwoodgto question? No.
Oh no, did Black Bart get Mike?
Wait, it does appear that Mike has made some posts. Avoid water spots by Mike Phillips. Jay Leno’s Quick Detailer by Mike Phillips. Scangrip TV Commercial by Mike Phillips. Sonax Fallout Remover by Mike Phillips
I will get my secret decoder ring and look at his posts. Maybe he hid the answers to h8dirtycars, 2wookies, suke, ckAutodetail and robmy pro there…. In all those embedded links to AutoGeek’s product pages. Smart!
I was getting closer now. The tension was terrible. The fate of the planet may hang in the balance. Almost there. My mind was a steel trap. Every pore vibrated. It was almost clear. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
“B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E”
Ovaltine!?! A crummy commercial?!? Son of a #####!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RxU-64P4cw
GeekGWCT is hereby appointed a member of the “Ask Mike Phillips your detailing questions!” secret circle and is entitled to all the honors and benefits occurring thereto. Honors and benefits already at the age of 9!
I was in. I could tell that the forum was really important. Mike would answer the questions of his secret circle.
A question from h8dirtycars on Xpel. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from 2wookies on his s550. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from suke on cquartz. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. A question from CKAutodetail on new vehicle detail/paint protection. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. I will ask a question. Oh wait, Mike didn’t answer. Maybe he will answer PorscheFan’s question. No. Robwoodgto question? No.
Oh no, did Black Bart get Mike?
Wait, it does appear that Mike has made some posts. Avoid water spots by Mike Phillips. Jay Leno’s Quick Detailer by Mike Phillips. Scangrip TV Commercial by Mike Phillips. Sonax Fallout Remover by Mike Phillips
I will get my secret decoder ring and look at his posts. Maybe he hid the answers to h8dirtycars, 2wookies, suke, ckAutodetail and robmy pro there…. In all those embedded links to AutoGeek’s product pages. Smart!
I was getting closer now. The tension was terrible. The fate of the planet may hang in the balance. Almost there. My mind was a steel trap. Every pore vibrated. It was almost clear. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
“B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E”
Ovaltine!?! A crummy commercial?!? Son of a #####!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RxU-64P4cw