101 Ways to Annoy People

Pockets @Poorboy'sWorld said:
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. hahhaha
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You're my hero, Pockets!:props:

I've always wanted to spray a bunch of orange lines on the pavement, to get people talking, then go back in a couple days and block off the subdivision entrance with cones/barricades and watch the fun.
 
is it said i read most of that stuff and said did it :x . now wonder i have some of the nick names i do :O
 
Tell people that putting your floor mats on the hood is the way to clean them and suggest windex to clean paint, windows, and tires since it is multi-surface
 
Put peanut butter on a door knob

Tie someones shoes together with a massive knot

Tie a rubber band (tight) around the handle of that hose thing on the kitchen sink and leave it hangin out, pointing upwards so the next person who turns the water on gets hosed

Leave an empty milk jug in the fridge

When someones trying to enter your car, keep pulling forward 3 or 4 feet

When a telemarketer calls, let them rattle off their sales pitch and when their done, ask if they could repeat themselves

This is to easy Shane :)
 
Man, that list is ancient, I remember reading it on usenet in the 90's. Still some funny stuff.
 
Unscrew the tops to the salt and pepper shakers, then push the tops back into place so its not noticable
 
Get a 5 pack of Big Red. Eat all the gum, put the aluminum foil back in the wrapper then lay it on a counter
 
Just the other day I read about some bright Canadian high school students who sneaked 3 goats in to the school and numbered them 1,2 and 4. School personnel spent days trying to find goat #3.
 
Heard this on an audio e-mail;

Telemarketer calls; while they're talking; say in a loud voice with phone held away:
"Hey, don't touch that body"
 
Jimmie said:
Heard this on an audio e-mail;

Telemarketer calls; while they're talking; say in a loud voice with phone held away:
"Hey, don't touch that body"
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That will probally land you a visit from some form of Law Enforcement
 
cmichael258 said:
Just the other day I read about some bright Canadian high school students who sneaked 3 goats in to the school and numbered them 1,2 and 4. School personnel spent days trying to find goat #3.
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Thats funny ^

Super Glue ur teachers chair to the floor
 
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