1991 Alfa Romeo Spider - Holograms from Hell

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1991 Alfa Romeo Spider - Holograms from Hell


I couldn't make paint look this bad if you blindfolded me, tied one hand behind my back and made me buff this car with rocks and sand....


This is Bill and this is his 1991 Alfa Romeo Spider. Words cannot describe the pain my eyes felt when I finally had a chance to inspect the paint with the sun shining overhead.

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This car will be back in the very near future for a redo....


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Wow!!! Looks like someone took a dirty 30" wool pad and some wet sand to polish it with!!!

Looks like some pretty deep defects! Fun Fun! :cheers:
 
Comet cleanser and Scothcbrite scrubbers really take the dirt off though.
 
Bill is one Gutsy Gentelman, posing next to Holograms from Hell on a detailing forum.:)
 
This just hurts. Mike, if you can create a show car shine on this car, you will be a miracle worker.
 
Wow! And black to boot! I can't help but think of the loved one waiting in the hospital waiting room and the surgeon comes out smiling and say's "they'll be fine. You can come in and see her now"!
 
Holy, I thought I've saw bad holograms already... this is probably the worst job I've seen to date.

In fact, you don't need that much (blindfolded, sand and rocks) to do this, it's (almost, for me) clear it was sanded (wet or dry) in a circular and random motion at some areas, and buffed aggressively, everything on unskilled hands.

This happens because people don't take their time to search for a forum like this and learn how to do things the proper way.

Misinformation, mankind disease, expressed in form of holograms ahahah

Thanks for sharing.

***CAN'T WAIT to see what will be needed to repair this damage (other than a repaint...).

Sorry for Bill,

Kind Regards.
 
that is a good candidate for the boot camp Mike

It "can" look like a good candidate but it's on the small size. If you were to look at all the cars I've used in the past for my detailing boot camp class they are LARGE cars, usually hotrods and classics from the 1950's, 1960's and 1970's with a few modern cars thrown in to teach production detailing or interior detailing.


For example, for my class coming up in September, here are just two of the cars the class will get to work on and they are both huge...


Mike's 1939 LaSalle - Wetsanding and How to Use a Rotary Buffer Training Car.

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Earl's 1962 Impala SS with a 632 Cubic Inch BBC putting out over 900 GRUNT Horsepower.

This will probably be training car for the Rupes Paint Polishing Class.

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This Alfa will be used for either an article or a video and maybe both....



Holy, I thought I've saw bad holograms already... this is probably the worst job I've seen to date.

It's probably in the top 10 for swirled out cars I've seen in my life...



Post before/after paint thickness readings :xyxthumbs:



The Go or No Go Decision

I'll try to remember to do this... I know people are interested in seeing the change but to be honest, once I make the "Go" decision, I tend to get busy as it already takes a long time to buff out a car and every time you stop for anything, eat lunch, drink water, measure paint, you just add more time to the overall job.

But I'll try to rememmber....



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I don't think I have ever seen paint in that bad of shape before! And i have seen some pretty horrendous Government vehicles.

This is going to make an outstanding candidate for an extreme makeover AutoGeek Style!
 
It's so bad, it looks faked. If it wasn't Mike's post, I'd swear it was.

I can't believe the paint's that swirled out and yet somehow hasn't failed.
 
Makes me think of the guy on YouTube that cleans his 20 year old wool pads with a screw driver on the floor...
 
It's so bad, it looks faked. If it wasn't Mike's post, I'd swear it was.

I hear what you're saying but the sad truth is this is real damage done by some hack detailer that doesn't know squat about anything related to this craft.

The damage done is actually a property crime in my mind because the clear layer of paint is THIN to start with.

These types of swirls are the visual appearance of REMOVED PAINT. Undoing this damage will remove a little more paint.

So whoever did this property damage to Bill's car has set Bill up for complete clearcoat failure down the road.

I asked my buddy Paul Grasso of "Grasso Garage" what a quality paint job would cost on a mundane passenger car that needed ZERO body work, just sanded to factory primer or to the body panel and repainted and he said $3000.00

We're talking Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, nothing complex.

So for the 30 minutes some guy spent absolutely destroying the paint on the Alfa Romeo he committed in my opinion real property damage BECAUSE with just a little tiny bit of knowledge this could have been 100% avoided.


Heck I post pictures all the time of absolute Newbies to machine polishing turning out professional results their FIRST time.

Here's the most recent example,

From working by hand to working by machine - You can do it.


I'll create more examples this Thursday night...


I can't believe the paint's that swirled out and yet somehow hasn't failed.

We're going to practice what we preach and use the least aggressive products to get the job done and then set Bill up with a few products to take care of it as long as it can last...

My guess is the guy that did this refers to the rotary buffer as a wheel and hasn't swapped over to a new pad since sometime in the 1960's. He's probably using some caveman compound that cost about as much as cheap beer.

Bill has the link to this thread and he'll be here this Thursday night for the 1965 Chevy Extreme Makeover.

We'll set a date to do an extreme makeover for his car at this time... stay tuned as this story unfolds...

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"I guess in their defence they've never been on a discussion forum."

HAHAHAHA! Stick the knife in there deep Mike!!!

I have actually witnessed this on a BMW 7 series years ago. The owner's kids thought it would be a good gesture to wash Dad's car for him...It was a black 7 series, BMW Luxury. They felt the appropriate thing to do was take the broom from the garage and clean it with it.

It was black as well. Well, grayish once they were finished. I did not get the pleasure of even trying to fix it. I was just there to wash the vehicle.

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I don't think I have ever seen paint in that bad of shape before!


I'd say this hack job is in the Top 10 Worst Detail Jobs I've ever seen....

Here's a few more....

The Blindfolded Detailer Wheels Another Car!

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This is a Mustang I buffed out using the first beta version of the Meguiar's Microfiber DA Correction System before it went public.

My friend Rob bought this Mustang from a local Dealership exactly like you see it.....

I cannot even fathom moving a rotary buffer in the manner it was used to buff out this car....

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The good news is job security for the rest of us....


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