I don't think the OP intended this as a serious discussion.
What if he really did, though!!
I, too, have had similar questions:
A few that follows below...
Vehicles-surfaces' dismissal/remediation of: Dirts (Soils)
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I.
A. What is/are...'dirt'/'components(elements)-of-dirt'?
(For simplification...I will henceforth refer to
'dirt' as either:
'soil/soiled')
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...........Soil Components/Elements..........
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B. Vehicles' Surfaces?...Where:
1.) They are considered:
"Bare"
2.) Waxes, Sealants, Coatings (LSP's); "Dressings", etc: Have been applied. (a film-layer)
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II. Pedogenesis Upon Vehicles' Surfaces
A.
1.) Are soil and any/all of the above listed vehicle-surface conditions:
Elements?
2.)
Elements: Are they comprised of atoms?
(Layman that I am...I'll say: Yes.)
Then:
3.) The components of Atoms have been proven to have electrical-charges'
<<<(As so: Ionic?)
a. Anionic?
b. Cationic?
B. Electrical Charges of Soil(s)/Vehicle-Surfaces (bare/with a film-layer)
1.) Are they capable of: Ion adsorption and subsequent exchange
a. Dependancy of Soil-types:
i. Colloids; texture; density/size
b. Have an opposite 'electrical-attraction'/charge (ion exchange) when encountering
various elements (ex: differently-prepared vehicle surfaces).
Thusly:
2.) What are the 'electrical-charges' (if any) associated with vehicle surfaces?
When...
a. Bare
b. When having different film-layers
i. What is the electrical-charge of these different film-layer types?
3.) Does where the soil/vehicle-surfaces are "living"...as in the different
global climatic regions (such as: temperate/tropical zones) effect...
how/when vehicle-surfaces become soiled?
i. What, then, would be the electrical-charges for the soil/vehicle-surface?
ii. Are they anionic/cationic
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III.
A. 'Elements' for soil removal/remediation per:
OP/oldgeek's examples
1.) Solvents?
a. Water:
"powerful burst of water from the hose"
i. electrical-charges?
b. Surfactants:
"lubricious soap/foam via foam-gun"
i. electrical-charge?
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IV.Static Electricity
A.
1.) What's its electrical-charge?
2. ) Can soil/vehicle-surfaces have a "static-charge"
3.) Does it's electrical-charge "change" while:
i. a vehicle's being driven/stationary
ii. while being subjected to soil's removal-processes (solvents, 'wash-media')
iii. Buffing
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V.
A. Best Materials/Method(s) for Flocculation of Unwanted/Unwarranted Pedogenetic Contaminates
from Vehicles-Surfaces (Bare or Otherwise)?!?!
1.):dunno:
2.):dunno:
3.):dunno:
4.) and so on: :dunno:
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Bob