Anybody seen Gary?

[Gary Sword]

You guys need to stop picking on Surfer and I just because we went over board with all the girls gone wild spring breaker chicks. As a matter of fact after Surfer fell off the boat he did have a couple of blue crabs hanging on him. ouch!! Lauren, there's panties still hanging on my boat's flag poll. I remember something about a which girl could take her panties off first and hang them on top of the flag poll contest. I think the winner was blond but I could be mistakin.

Lone Star, my company was my brother and his girl friend from Michigan.

 

[Surfer]

Lol

 

[ltoman]

You guys need to stop picking on Surfer and I just because we went over board with all the girls gone wild spring breaker chicks. As a matter of fact after Surfer fell off the boat he did have a couple of blue craps hanging on him. ouch!! Lauren, there's panties still hanging on my boat's flag poll. I remember something about a which girl could take her panties off first and hang them on top of the flag poll contest. I think the winner was blond but I could be mistakin.

Lone Star, my company was my brother and his girl friend from Michigan.

Gary,
How in the heck did Surfer get blue "crap" on himself? Are you sure you weren't totally drunk?

Oh and yes, I won the game. That is how Surfer gpt the green slingshot. You liked it, remember??
Silly boobie man!

 

[ltoman]

Just for the record, Gary edited his post. He had put "blue craps" and now he has changed it to "crabs!"

 

[Gary Sword]

Gary,
How in the heck did Surfer get blue "crap" on himself? Are you sure you weren't totally drunk?

Oh and yes, I won the game. That is how Surfer gpt the green slingshot. You liked it, remember??
Silly boobie man!

Lauren, That was a typo. I must still be felling the effects of that night. It probably looked like blue crap at the time but they were blue crabs. My boobs are a flat as a surf board if that turns you on. With all the spring breaker girls there were plenty of real boobs to go around for Surfer and I. Then again I think some of them were flake. Anyways we're going to call it brest fest next year and your invited. So practice up and maybe you can win 1st place in the flag poll event.

 

[ltoman]

Lauren, That was a typo. I must still be felling the effects of that night. It probably looked like blue crap at the time but they were blue crabs. My boobs are a flat as a surf board if that turns you on. With all the spring breaker girls there were plenty of real boobs to go around for Surfer and I. Then again I think some of them were flake. Anyways we're going to call it brest fest next year and your invited. So practice up and maybe you can win 1st place in the flag poll event.

i did win, but surfer took them down to out on his head.
btw, my boobs sure aint flat!!!






all you boobs re way more full of life than that!!! hee hee hee

 

[Jimmie]

Lauren, That was a typo. I must still be felling the effects of that night. It probably looked like blue crap at the time but they were blue crabs. My boobs are a flat as a surf board if that turns you on. With all the spring breaker girls there were plenty of real boobs to go around for Surfer and I. Then again I think some of them were flake. Anyways we're going to call it brest fest next year and your invited. So practice up and maybe you can win 1st place in the flag poll event.

Well there you have it Lauren. He fell in blue crap.

 

[Gary Sword]

btw, my boobs sure aint flat!!!

Lauren, That's why you invited to next years brest fest.

 

[ltoman]

Well there you have it Lauren. He fell in blue crap.

roflmao

so it seems!!:awesome: Im the MAN :awesome: :applause: :applause: :applause:

 

[dengood1]

I'm SOOO glad I'm a fly on the wall in this one You guys are nutty!(in a good way)

 

[Nica]

I'm SOOO glad I'm a fly on the wall in this one You guys are nutty!(in a good way)

:iagree: lol but it's funny to read lol

 

[Gary Sword]

I'm SOOO glad I'm a fly on the wall in this one You guys are nutty!(in a good way)

Dennis, you can't get off that easy. I didn't want to say anything about Dennis because I didn't want his wife to find out but he was the one who fished Surfer out when he fell over board. I think he also had a blue crab or two hanging on him climed back aboard.

Now I remember there was something about a lot of blue crap. I was looking out and all could see was blue. It must of been the Margaritas (or maybe Maria) but I forgot we were on the boat.

Also I did think a blond won the flag poll event but I did not realize it was you Lauren. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

I can't wait until next year.

 

[Lone_Star]

Gary sound like a good time. I am sure your bro and his GF were glad to get out of this crappy weather. Who's flagpole were they trying to get on top of? Yours or Surfers? If its yours, you might be sleeping in the Lambo again..... Sinnner (said by chris farley in Tommy Boy)

 

[ltoman]

Gary sound like a good time. I am sure your bro and his GF were glad to get out of this crappy weather. Who's flagpole were they trying to get on top of? Yours or Surfers? If its yours, you might be sleeping in the Lambo again..... Sinnner (said by chris farley in Tommy Boy)

Ok, let's set this straight. I do not climb flagpole's of men with boobs - sorry Gary. I just threw the thong up there.

Surfer drank so much I don't think he was thinking about any flagpole or panties.....

Breast fest, eh gary?
You win. Biggest by far! Bigger than the playboy model, just not so correctly positioned, and not silicon of course.

There you have it guys.

Oh and those were not the kind of crabs Surfer got into earlier. But I promised not to tell his secret.

 

[Surfer]

Damn, apparently from the stories I had a hell of a time, must have partied too hard b/c I don't remember any of it.... except man boobs..

 

[ltoman]

Damn, apparently from the stories I had a hell of a time, must have partied too hard b/c I don't remember any of it.... except man boobs..

Yah, that is quite a look Gary has with the man boobs and the Speedo, isn't it?
I hope next year he does not pick a Speedo with Lambos on it! SOmehow does an injustice
to the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gary Sword]

You guys and Lauren who keep taking about man boobs really need professional help. Lauren I'm sure there's somewhere in California that deals with that sort of problem. Maybe you should keep your fantasies to youself until you see a therapist. In Florida men don't have boobs. That must be one of those things that go along with all the nuts, fruit cakes and plastic people out there in lala land.

 

[ltoman]

You guys and Lauren who keep taking about man boobs really need professional help. Lauren I'm sure there's somewhere in California that deals with that sort of problem. Maybe you should keep your fantasies to youself until you see a therapist. In Florida men don't have boobs. That must be one of those things that go along with all the nuts, fruit cakes and plastic people out there in lala land.

Gary darling,
I am so sorry I exposed you on the forum for the man boobs - but, I mean even Dennis and Surfer remember them. Don't worry, those can be taken care of - just go to the dr., you have a lot of $$. They can do lipo or something. We still love ya, baby!!

I do not need a therapist. Out here the guys are way too hot to need a boob reduction.

My fantasy is to climb your flagpole.........
or play with your shifter (in the lambo, of course. no viper. ugh!)
in la la land we get right to it, but only the girls need a bra, bro!

 

[ltoman]

Damn, apparently from the stories I had a hell of a time, must have partied too hard b/c I don't remember any of it.... except man boobs..

Surfer,
think Gary can get lipo for them? you tell him it is ok too - we still like him!
lauren
hey, do you have my green thong????

 

[Gary Sword]

Gary darling,
I am so sorry I exposed you on the forum for the man boobs - but, I mean even Dennis and Surfer remember them. Don't worry, those can be taken care of - just go to the dr., you have a lot of $$. They can do lipo or something. We still love ya, baby!!

I do not need a therapist. Out here the guys are way too hot to need a boob reduction.

My fantasy is to climb your flagpole.........
or play with your shifter (in the lambo, of course. no viper. ugh!)
in la la land we get right to it, but only the girls need a bra, bro!

Lauren, the only person talking about boobs on men is you. Maybe you should admit you have a problem and seek help. Surfer said in does not remember anything and Dennis did not say anything. You brought them up the subject and you keep talking about them. I'm sure no one else on the forum wants to hear about boobs on men. At least I hope not. The whole subject is kind of sick at least for normal people. Seek professional help before it's too late.