Bad Backs & Broken Bones ... Just my luck! 2.0

Wowzaaaaa Dave!

Bet she got upset about messing up her 'pedi'. :D

Here's last nights shot.
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Don't think she'll be whopping me just yet. But YES, that thing is harder than it looks!


On another note, you should SEE my friggin shoulder today. :rolleyes:

Swelling on the front, (front of arm/armpit area) to where it's sticking out a good inch. I have no freaking idea how it got so bad. :dunno: Been putting ice on it since Wednesday and it now has it's on darned zip code!

@Tenblade.... It's like I've had a darned implant put in and it moved to the front of my arm pit! As a friend told me today when he saw the picture; "That ain't right!":eek:

Of course with it being a Holiday weekend.... can't get in to see a doc till Wednesday. In fact... it' the SAME ONE that Mama just saw, on the SAME DAY that she's going back, 40 minutes later. :rolleyes:

Damn...maybe I better check my armpits lol I really don't get how she did the tow. She said her feet went out from under her. When she fell her hand went down behind her. My oldest son is like that. He's split his chin open about 5 times. How do you fall forward and not get your hands down...that's like instinct. And of course a broken arm. Thank god my other two children take after me more than their mother lol
 
Ok Tony...not trying to one up you...but here is Carol's after two week. Got her temp cast off and staples out today.



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One up????

No sirrrreeeee eeewwww yuuucckkk!!!

My GOODNESS brother.

Nope, we don't have that. We just have yellow bruises now. (Can't U/L via Tapatalk)

We're both going in the morning to tje ortho guy. We'll find out if he wants to operate on hers (hopefully not).

Then he needs to check out this WEIRD misplaced muscle on my shoulder. Aaaannnnddd if thst wasn't enough, I've farkled my R knee again, and have been wearing the hard brace since Saturday. (The one with the metal hinge.) :( It's moving weird when I walk, swollen, tender, has fluid on it, and needs a shot! :eek:

Then Thursday I go downtown to the pain doc for a back injection. :rolleyes:

Boy... being old ain't what it's cracked up to be! :laughing:

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...Boy... being old ain't what it's cracked up to be! :laughing:

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NO S**T!!!

This is when I realized that the golden years are really nothing but tarnished brass :laughing:

Bill
 
Well... didn't get the news we hoped for just now. :(

Mama is having surgery on her wrist Friday morning!

And if that wasn't enough....

I've got a rather "strange" rotator cuff tear! We'll know more once we get (yet) another MRI. :(
 
Wishing you and Carmomma a speedy recovery. Jeez, ya gotta remember we don't bounce back like rubber anymore. Be careful, be safe.
 
Well, I am truly sorry to hear about carmomma, Tony. I have not been on the forum for a while (in the process of selling my house and moving) and was just trying to catch up a bit and saw the news. My first thought was an intra-articular fracture even of the non-dominant should require surgery. As I progressively reading through the page I was formulating my reply and low and behold she is scheduled for surgery.

If you ever need some post-operative guidance as to what she should do awaiting the formal rehabilitation OR after they remove her from fixation and you want to discuss the physical therapy, feel free to PM. That's what I do for a living :)
 
NO S**T!!!

This is when I realized that the golden years are really nothing but tarnished brass :laughing:

Bill

Yeah, more like green, smelly, and bent up all over!

Wishing you and Carmomma a speedy recovery. Jeez, ya gotta remember we don't bounce back like rubber anymore. Be careful, be safe.

And ya' know... if she'd have 'bounced' we might not be here. ;)

Speedy recovery to everyone!!!

Hope everyone gets back to much better soon!

Thanks guys... Jesus, we need to start getting better around here.... wondering how bad, BAD is supposed to be. :dunno:

Well, I am truly sorry to hear about carmomma, Tony. I have not been on the forum for a while (in the process of selling my house and moving) and was just trying to catch up a bit and saw the news. My first thought was an intra-articular fracture even of the non-dominant should require surgery. As I progressively reading through the page I was formulating my reply and low and behold she is scheduled for surgery.

If you ever need some post-operative guidance as to what she should do awaiting the formal rehabilitation OR after they remove her from fixation and you want to discuss the physical therapy, feel free to PM. That's what I do for a living :)


Was wondering where you been Claude. Boy I tell ya'... I'm glad (or at least hope) that I never EVER have to move again. We moved here in 04, from our old place where we were for over 22 years. It took "Two Men and a Truck" SEVEN men and THREE trucks, with two of them making two trips! :laughing: We'd started moving stuff a week before that, and continued to make loads for a month afterwards. Just had to get here when we did as school was already 2 weeks in and we had to get the kids moved.

I still have your cell (I think) and probably will have some questions once we get into this mess.

I just HATE that she has to go through this ordeal. Considering missing work, ANY work... is out of the question.:nomore:
She's lucky there, having been there over 30 years.... as long as she puts in 4 hours she gets paid for the full day. Just that this last year she's been taking care of her Mom quite a bit, back and forth to all sorts of doctors, then several trips with me to surgical centers she's done a LOT of half days this year. (Good thing there's about 6 weeks of vacation/personal days to work with.)

As for my shoulder; all he could say today was "that is strange". :rolleyes: It's obviously a muscle, but it's NO - WHERE - N-E-A-R where it's supposed to be!

Already did an MRI earlier this year on it, (showed some rotator cuff damage) but this time it's like a kielbasa running across the front of my armpit! Still aches at the 'cuff' and down the outside of my bicep, and has let up down the inside of my tricep. It was CRAZY sore there last week!

Told him I'd been using lots of ice, that and Lidoderm patches. He asked if it hurts..."As long as I don't move it anything but slowly, reach behind me, above me, out to the side, or try to pick up anything that weighs more than my arm you mean? Basically as long as I don't use it.... sure, short of that it's fine." :laughing:


But yeah.... thanks for the offer Claude. Guess we'll see after Friday what we're to do next. I'm thinking skydiving, maybe one of those flying suits. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug. Bet you smack into something while flying and you're a good sized bug! :eek:
 
Ok Brother.......- really hope you guys get better and soon! Me thinks your bad luck is moving north
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After our convo today, did a big boo boo AGAIN!

Reached for sledge hammer( yes I know I'm not supposed to run those things) to show a new helper (rookie) how to attack a block wall that needed to disappear, and POP!!!!! Oh LORD not again!!! My long term helper yelled man down GET HIS CHAIR NOW!!!!! ( He knows the drill. ):laughing: long story short I spent the rest of the day in my chair with the portiable tens.... Barking orders!

So here we go again.....Mrs 07 busting out the altrasound machine in a few in the meantime I'm sitting in my favorite chair with a bag of ice strapped to my back!

Look like the" hunchback of Nortre Dame" trying to get around .
 
Ok Brother.......- really hope you guys get better and soon! Me thinks your bad luck is moving north
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After our convo today, did a big boo boo AGAIN!

Reached for sledge hammer( yes I know I'm not supposed to run those things) to show a new helper (rookie) how to attack a block wall that needed to disappear, and POP!!!!! Oh LORD not again!!! My long term helper yelled man down GET HIS CHAIR NOW!!!!! ( He knows the drill. ):laughing: long story short I spent the rest of the day in my chair with the portiable tens.... Barking orders!

So here we go again.....Mrs 07 busting out the altrasound machine in a few in the meantime I'm sitting in my favorite chair with a bag of ice strapped to my back!

Look like the" hunchback of Nortre Dame" trying to get around .

Well BROTHER... guess we need to all get us a "Power Chair" and have some races! :laughing:

So you decided to 'show' the whipper snapper how to swing a sledge hammer..... what are we gonna' do with you dude. :rolleyes:

Well at least you have your right hand man trained so that he knows what to do! :D Nothing wrong with delegating. :dblthumb2:


Don't feel bad about being a hunchback.

I carry a BIG ice pack EVERYWHERE with me. In fact, that's how I messed up my shoulder last week. I have one of those soft coolers in the car that Mama bought me to put my ice packs in, (so they don't melt when I go inside places) and I was trying to reach around the seat to get it in the back seat. She couldn't do it as her left arm was out of commission, so I reached all the way around with my r ight arm BEHIND the drivers seat. Felt it then, just didn't know OR HAVE ANY IDEA it was going to be like THIS. :eek:

You want a great ice pack, and affordable as well. Look up Cryopak. It's sheets of what looks like rectangular ice cubes, 11½" wide. You can order them individually that are 11½"x9" and pay $20 for three, or buy it by the foot and get any length you want. Last box we got was 33'~34' something like that. What I'll do is pull out about 18" and fold it in half then freeze it as a double thick ice pack the same size as the expensive single thick ones. Wrap that in a couple of soft dish towels with big rubber bands around them and I'm good to go. I literally have 8 or more in the freezer at any one time! :rolleyes:

The good thing about them is as the water pockets leak and you end up with half of them left you just toss it and cut another one from the box. I'm a little more than half way through this box and we've had it for 3 years come December! :props:

On the good side of things (I hope). I go in the morning and get an injection in my low back. :xyxthumbs: Wish he'd do one in my neck as well, but Obamacare only allows them to treat one area per visit. Never mind the fact that I need a cortisone shot in my knee, AND it wouldn't hurt my feelings to do SOMETHING with this shoulder. Was going to hit up the Foot & Leg doc Friday for the knee, but nooooooooo.... now we have to be at the surgical center bright and early Friday for Mama's screws and plates. BOY is she a trooper! :dblthumb2:

Hey, take care of that back Tim....... because you know you still need to get your shop up and running with all that new lighting and HVAC for all those winter detailing jobs. ;)
 
Just wanted to thank you all for your thoughts and prayers. Mama went through the surgery yesterday in just over an hour. She just left to do a quick grocery store run (the soreness hasn't set in just yet today), so we'll see how the rest of the weekend goes. Doc sent her home with plenty of 'meds' to handle it (although she's not one for taking them, but she has been none the less).

I can't get my MRI/shoulder arthrogram till the 21st, but have been told that it looks like a combination of torn rotator cuff and torn/split bicep/bicep tendon (small end). All I know is it HURTS LIKE HECK if I even think about moving it.

Nothing on the photo front for now, other than a heavily wrapped arm. ;)

Thanks again all.... I'll try and update her status as we go the next few weeks.
 
You're welcome, cardaddy. We're all family here and remain by your side until you're back up to speed...then, like family, we'll go right back to making fun of you! :cheers:

Glad to hear carmomma is on the recovery road. Keep pluggin!
 
June 8th while moving a file cabinet ruptured left distal bicep tendon, my dominant side...wish I'd have broken my arm instead...and doc said a break would have healed faster with less pain. Two...POP...POP...that put me to the floor. I was half way to the floor while stooping anyway. Sounded like two rifle shots and felt like someone plunked my magic twanger...horrific pain for hours afterward.

Finally doing curls with free weights after surgery, but only can get about 15 reps with 5 pounds (2 sets) where before using 45lbs. was no issue.

Never, ever dreamed my arm would ever get that week over a 2 month period after the accident and surgery.

If I hadn't have had surgery doc said I'd lose close 70% of my strength in my dominant arm. We're on the road to recovery now and looking to be 100%. Ended up getting some residual bad events too as a result of being off so long. Hopefully lots of detailing time ahead though.

Before that event...was diagnosed with old Arthur...the bad kind...RA, and have had an ongoing stuggle with it over the last 1 1/2. It will get worse unfortunately...and I like to think I'm too young for that, but apparently it has no respecter of persons with regard to age.
 
Like Mike Phillips I'm also a right transfemoral amputee, walking with an above the knee prosthetic leg. I stepped on a landscaping timber, it rolled and I broke my only (left) ankle. With no good ankle, can't walk on crutches at all. Spent 8 weeks in a wheelchair and had to learn how to walk again for the third time in my life... sucked big time lol.

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So y'all want to compare scars...

After my accident this cute redhead from Duke Medical Center made me a prosthetic ear, an exact mold from my remaining ear. It glues on... but hurts like hell pulling it off! I haven't worn it in about 30 or so years, cant hear a dam thing with it anyways. :laughing:

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Puck, Hoyt, and Red.... yep I've already started stirring it up again. :laughing:

Boy I'm glad Mamma doesn't have that many screws in her. He showed me her film, it's a plate and 5 screws. Now that ear.... that's something to get the kids attention come Halloween FO' SHO! :D

Hoytman, brother.... you're scaring me now. :eek: I've no doubt that my shoulder will involve sharp instruments, needles, some sort of thread, staples AND a lot of fingers and instruments pulling and pushing red bloody stuff into and out of places that I don't want to think about.

My physiatrist told me to go home and look it up, which I did of course. OOOOOOOO MYYYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDD! Found a few YouTube videos of surgery on torn biceps, bicep tendons and the like. I couldn't watch more than 2 seconds straight of ANY OF THEM. :eek: Heck, even the arthroscopic camera view of rotator cuff repair makes me cringe. And I ALREADY KNOW I have damage there (on both of them actually). This right shoulder though has been separated once, and hyper-extended two more times over the last 25~27 years or so. The left one, just hyper-extended.

I was told back in the Spring that once we get over 50, that the incidence of bad shoulders is HIGHER than your age. So that means I have a >42% chance on any given day of waking up and having ONE good shoulder!:laughing:

Had an MRI back in the spring when it was acting up and he said then it was borderline, but as long as I didn't hurt it I should be ok.

But now.... with this kielbasa running sideways across the front of my armpit it's.... shall we say.... "hurt". As long as I don't rotate it, and keep my elbow within 6" of my ribs it's not 'terrible', but it's useless other than that. Tying shoes, pulling up my freaking pants, or let's not even think about 'wiping' (certain areas). :rolleyes:

So TWO MONTHS later and 5 pounds lifting is it? Oh Lord take me now. This is gonna be one crazy unproductive Fall around here!
 
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