FloridaNative
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- Mar 20, 2006
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A guy walks into a piano bar and notices that there are not too many customers. He goes up to the owner and says, "I have a gimmick that I guarantee will bring you lots of business. All I ask is that you give me 10% of the profits." The bar owner considers it and says, "why not". So the man walks over to the piano and sits down. He opens his coat and out jumps this little man who is 10 inches tall. The man starts jumping up and down and running along the piano keys, people hearing the commotion come to see what's going on. When they see the little man they are delighted with his antics and buy lots of drinks while they stand and watch the little man perform. At the end of the night the bar owner was counting out the money and told the man, "that's some gimmick you've got there I've gotta hand it to ya, but where did you ever find that little man??" The man in the coat answered, "a genie gave him to me" " A genie??! The bar owner responded. "Yeah, I found a bottle out in the alley and when I rubbed it a genie came out and gave me the 10 inch little man." The bar owner said, "your kidding?? You found the bottle out here in my alley?" "yes, right outside the bar." the man responded. So the owner went outside and found the bottle. He rubbed the bottle and sure enough out came a genie. The genie asked,"what is your wish". The man responded, "I wish I had a million bucks!" The genie replied, "your wish has been granted" The man walked back into his bar and saw ducks everywhere. He turned to the man in the coat and said, "what they hell is the matter with that genie? I ask for a million bucks and he gives me a million ducks??" The man in the coat replied, "do you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?" 
