sparkie
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- Aug 9, 2006
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
