Britney Spears shaves her head and get tattoos...no kidding

[ltoman]

Amen brotha Amen

pul-eez!

 

[r_wain]

Hey lauren I don't think she looks good with or without hair. No women I have ever seen looked good with a shaved head...but maybe thats just me. I like women with long curly hair...or redheads.

(hey gary...laurens a redhead right? )

 

[r_wain]

Amen brotha Amen

I tried to warn him but he has women all figured out.

 

[ScottB]

I'd still hit it ... and with the prenump she gave that bum, I would not have complained and quickly disappeared with my Ferrari and loot.

 

[Gary Sword]

Hey lauren I don't think she looks good with or without hair. No women I have ever seen looked good with a shaved head...but maybe thats just me. I like women with long curly hair...or redheads.

(hey gary...laurens a redhead right? )

I thought you were in love with Demi Moore in GI Jane.

 

[r_wain]

I thought you we in love with Demi Moore in GI Jane.

I told you I would step aside so you could do your thing. She is too manly for me anyways...at least in that movie. Remember that is why you were so attracted to her. You don't remeber having this shot as your computer background

They say the first thing to go is your memory. Poor old man

 

[Gary Sword]

You must be old and embarressed because she can do more pushups then you. Don't be so intimidated by her. You really need to get in shape, maybe she can help.

 

[RTexasF]

You must be old and embarressed because she can do more pushups then you. Don't be so intimidated by her. You really need to get in shape, maybe she can help.

Lordy Lordy, I'll bet she could............ providing you lived through it!!

 

[r_wain]

You must be old and embarressed because she can do more pushups then you. Don't be so intimidated by her. You really need to get in shape, maybe she can help.

I'm young and I bet she could do more pushups then me...but that doesn't explain why you are so obsessed with bald chicks. Gary its not her that intimidates me it's her 6'8 bodygaurds packing glocks. If she offer to help me get in shape I could think of a few ways that we could try

 

[Gary Sword]

I'm young and I bet she could do more pushups then me...but that doesn't explain why you are so obsessed with bald chicks. Gary its not her that intimidates me it's her 6'8 bodygaurds packing glocks. If she offer to help me get in shape I could think of a few ways that we could try

I just messing with you and I'm certainly not obsessed with bald chicks. I can't honestly say that I have ever meet one or want to.

 

[ltoman]

I just messing with you and I'm certainly not obsessed with bald chicks. I can't honestly say that I have ever meet one or want to.

WARNING TO GARY'S WIFE:

Be careful when you are sleeping that you do not hear a "buzzing" noise near your head.



Oh Lord this thread is hilarious!! Rwain and gary, you could do a comedy show!!!
THe Next in Living Color

 

[r_wain]

I just messing with you and I'm certainly not obsessed with bald chicks. I can't honestly say that I have ever meet one or want to.

Of course gary all in good fun...but you might want to edit your last post. You said you CAN'T honestly say you have ever met or would want to meet one. I believe you meant you CAN honestly say ........ till we meet again mr yellow lambo :cheers:

 

[ltoman]

Of course gary all in good fun...but you might want to edit your last post. You said you CAN'T honestly say you have ever met or would want to meet one. I believe you meant you CAN honestly say ........ till we meet again mr yellow lambo :cheers:

don't worry, gary will return!!!
he always does.
right now he is rewatching gi jane.

 

[r_wain]

don't worry, gary will return!!!
he always does.
right now he is rewatching gi jane.

LOL...Your probably right

 

[Gary Sword]

don't worry, gary will return!!!
he always does.
right now he is rewatching gi jane.

Yea I'm back Lauren, I was just doing some pushups with GI Jane. Great Workout!

Im the MAN Im the MAN

I'm ready to do some serious detailing now!

Hey GI Jane give me back my Rotary. You don't use a Rotary for that! Look what you did to my new pad.

Bad GI Jane, now I have to place another AG order. Your lucky pads are on sale.

 

[ltoman]

Yea I'm back Lauren, I was just doing some pushups with GI Jane. Great Workout!

Im the MAN Im the MAN

I'm ready to do some serious detailing now!

Hey GI Jane give me back my Rotary. You don't use a Rotary for that! Look what you did to my new pad.

Bad GI Jane, now I have to place another AG order. Your lucky pads are on sale.

Gary,
Glad you enjoyed your pushups.
If you've been hanging out with GI Jane I guess we just won't be doing any serious detailing then, Souveran case or not.

You let her play with your rotary?

Is it true you slicked her down with the Souveran your wife threw at you as well? That is what r wain told me.

You go Gary! Wife must be in the van shopping.... :applause:

 

[Gary Sword]

Gary,
Glad you enjoyed your pushups.
If you've been hanging out with GI Jane I guess we just won't be doing any serious detailing then, Souveran case or not.

You let her play with your rotary?

Is it true you slicked her down with the Souveran your wife threw at you as well? That is what r wain told me.

You go Gary! Wife must be in the van shopping.... :applause:

I'm mad at GI Jane so I sent her back to Iraq. She was playing with rotary without asking and messed up my new pad. I love the smell of Souveran Paste so I had to slick her down with it after all the pushups.
Don't worry I still have more Souveran so we'll all set for some serious detailing. My wife went to Naples to check out some property. I don't think she will be able to fit it in the van .

 

[r_wain]

Gary,
Glad you enjoyed your pushups.
If you've been hanging out with GI Jane I guess we just won't be doing any serious detailing then, Souveran case or not.

You let her play with your rotary?

Is it true you slicked her down with the Souveran your wife threw at you as well? That is what r wain told me.

You go Gary! Wife must be in the van shopping.... :applause:

I was just kidding when I told you that...I didn't know he would actually do it. Really not surprised tho gary does some weird things. He told me he added soveran to his shampoo so his hair would be as shiny as his car. Come on gary show a shot of your hair icture:

 

[Gary Sword]

I was just kidding when I told you that...I didn't know he would actually do it. Really not surprised tho gary does some weird things. He told me he added soveran to his shampoo so his hair would be as shiny as his car. Come on gary show a shot of your hair icture:

I would but it looks like you already hanged yourself on you avatar. Just because GI Jane could do more pushups then you, you did not have to get that extreme. Don't give up hope maybe Jane will come back from Iraq and make you a man.

Yea I use Souveran for my smampoo. I also use my ShMitt and Poorboy's SS & S in the shower. You should quit hanging around and try it.

 

[ltoman]

I would but it looks like you already hanged yourself on you avatar. Just because GI Jane could do more pushups then you, you did not have to get that extreme. Don't give up hope maybe Jane will come back from Iraq and make you a man.

Yea I use Souveran for my smampoo. I also use my ShMitt and Poorboy's SS & S in the shower. You should quit hanging around and try it.

Yah r wain, what is that with the weird - a@@ avatatar? Don't be upset - there is enough of Britney for you two to share.

Gary, you use SOuveran in place of conditioner, eh? Here is your chance to create a new hairproduct. Except you have no hair. THought you said you would just use to shine your head like a polishin' pal. ???

Oh, and if r wain is not am man, and I am guessing you must know what you are talking about, than what is he, an alien?