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bmw- bought my wife
born moderately wealthy

honda- had one, never did again

nissan - needs immediate salvage so abandon now

pontiac - poor old nutcase thinks it's a cadillac

volvo - very odd looking vehicular object

saab- sad attempt at beauty
send another automobile back

hyundai - hope you understand nothing is drivable and inexpensive

mazda- most always zipping dangerously along

porsche - proof only rich suckers can have everything

ford - fix or repair daily
- fails on rainy days
- fast only rolling downhill

subaru - screwed up beyond all repair, usually

dodge - dangerous on days gears engage

fiat - failed italian automotive technology

mercedes- many expensive repairs can eventually discourage extra sales

chevy - cheapest heap ever visioned yet

audi - accelerates under demonic influence

oldsmobile - overpriced, leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment


just for laughs.........:awesome: :awesome: Im the MAN Im the MAN :righton: :D
 
haha nice, did you think of all those yourself? i cant even think of a decent BMW one. :(
 
TjMonsen5 said:
haha nice, did you think of all those yourself? i cant even think of a decent BMW one. :(
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don't feel bad - i got them from one of my son's friends, who i think found them in a book.....don't feel too bad!
 
Saab's was funny.

The one I hear all the time is:

Ford - Found on road dead.
 
There will never be one for Oldsmobile! :awesome:
 
nick19 said:
There will never be one for Oldsmobile! :awesome:
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try again, nick. your reading skillls are slacking.....lol:)
 
ltoman said:
try again, nick. your reading skillls are slacking.....lol:)
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You edited it AFTER I posted... :D


I drive mine pretty hard.. those kids in their V6 Mustangs with those really loud exhausts are blown away by how quick my V8 can move..
 
nick19 said:
You edited it AFTER I posted... :D


I drive mine pretty hard.. those kids in their V6 Mustangs with those really loud exhausts are blown away by how quick my V8 can move..
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no my dear, I did not. sorry.
 
There is a very different one for PONTIAC here in the South that I've heard quite a few times!!!
 
Hey I wanted to see something on the Lexus the Volvo one is funny hahaha...good one Lauren.

I've been scratching my head for a Lexus one but bla can't think of anything...
 
P1et said:
There is a very different one for PONTIAC here in the South that I've heard quite a few times!!!
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I know what you are talking about. NO WAY I am putting that up here!!!!!!!!!!
 
nick19 said:
There will never be one for Oldsmobile! :awesome:
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Here is some for Oldsmobile:
O L D S M O B I L E
Oh Look Darn, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
 
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